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Bill Nye looks to ‘change the game’ in Fredonia v Nye/Cornell Ultimate scrimmages

Contributor to The LeaderApril 10, 2015September 1, 2019

April 10, 2015September 1, 2019

Reading Time: 4 minutesSEAN MCGRATH Sports Editor First, he came to Fredonia in an effort to “change the world.” But, this past Saturday, Bill Nye donned the Cornell University red and looked to become a gamechanger with their men’s ultimate frisbee team. In preparation for a run to the National......

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Art historians outraged at erasure of library cubicle graffiti

Contributor to The LeaderApril 10, 2015

April 10, 2015

Reading Time: < 1 minuteANNE ARKEY Special to the Lampoon Students who frequent the the cubicles in the back of Reed Library may have noticed a difference this past week: the art is gone. No, you didn’t read that wrong. In a decision some art historians are calling “blasphemous,” the university took......

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The Lampoon presents: A brief meditation on the healing power of ABBA

Contributor to The LeaderApril 10, 2015

April 10, 2015

Reading Time: < 1 minuteALLIE MARCY Special to the Lampoon Is there a single soul that isn’t lifted up by the opening bars of “Dancing Queen?” If so, why are you afraid to feel pure joy? Is it because it’s fleeting and only lasts three minutes and 51 seconds? All you need to......

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Five signs I might be microaggressing and how I plan to stop if I get the time

Contributor to The LeaderApril 10, 2015

April 10, 2015

Reading Time: 2 minutesA CONCERNED CITIZEN Special to the Lampoon I see things objectively. While I see where everyone’s coming from, the fact remains that I have a unique perspective which I get from my ability to detach myself from my experiences and circumstances. I’m aware of the world and acknowledge its......

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Secret Fredonia Recipe

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 27, 2015

March 27, 2015

Reading Time: < 1 minuteSARA WILD Special to the Lampoon Serves up one happy Fredonian Ingredients Directions 4 cups tradition 1. Take ingredients and mix with an icebreaker 2 cups Thompsons stairs 2. Blend in a handful of learning experiences Pinch of dodging longboarders 3. Mix with a full commuter lot 2 cups cheesy......

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Sallie Mae just emails to remind you it knows where your family lives

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 27, 2015

March 27, 2015

Reading Time: < 1 minuteANNE ARKY Special to the Lampoon WILLIAMSVILLE — Financial company Sallie Mae emailed numerous students last week, including yourself, to drop a friendly reminder that it knows where your family lives and that it has eyes everywhere. The email is nothing new for Sallie Mae, which probably owns you and......

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Area research papers announce plans to write selves

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 27, 2015

March 27, 2015

Reading Time: < 1 minuteANITA TENSION Special to the Lampoon In an unprecedented move, a coalition of every research paper currently assigned to a Fredonia student, including the one currently assigned to you, issued an official statement Monday, announcing their collective plans to write themselves. The statement — which undoubtedly comes as a relief......

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New line of Apple devices powered entirely by user’s consumerist void

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 27, 2015

March 27, 2015

Reading Time: < 1 minuteRITA PAEPER Special to the Lampoon In a press conference last Monday, Apple CEO Tim Cook announced a bold and innovative line of products powered entirely by the material emptiness of the owner. “This is an historic moment,” said Cook. “Not only are these products slimmer, sleeker and narrower than......

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An open letter to the blatant mid-semester seat stealers: You Have Been Warned!

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 13, 2015

March 13, 2015

Reading Time: 3 minutesNAOMI LYNCH Staff Writer Dear Blatant Mid-Semester Seat Stealer, You’d be an excellent dictator, since you’re so adept at taking what you want. You’d also be a excellent dictator, because you were born to fall! This is not only a letter to you, but a PSA to all of you......

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Partnership with Amazon raises money for scholarships

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 13, 2015

March 13, 2015

Reading Time: 2 minutesTARA DACTYL Special to the Lampoon The College Foundation has partnered with Amazon in an effort to raise money for scholarships for Fredonia students. Members of the College Foundation are thrilled to have the opportunity to be able to fundraise and give students assistance where they need it most: paying......

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Sallie Mae just emails to remind you it knows where your family lives

Area research papers announce plans to write selves

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An open letter to the blatant mid-semester seat stealers: You Have Been Warned!

Partnership with Amazon raises money for scholarships