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[SATIRE] “Same grass, different day” — Local deer speaks out against on-campus food options

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MATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor In the last several weeks, it has been made clear to the staff at SUNY Fredonia that the local herd of deer have had enough of the status quo.  A great number of deer have been seen wandering the grassy stretches of Fredonia’s campus with more......
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[SATIRE] Fredonia announces university-wide activities to boost morale

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MEGAN KIDBY Guest Scallywag  In order to boost morale and entice admissions applicants, President Stephen Kolison of SUNY Fredonia has just announced some school-wide activities that have been planned for the school year!  In an email sent to the student body last week, Kolison declared that “the vibe on campus......
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[SATIRE] “We were just kidding,” says billions of missing snow crabs

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MATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor As it turns out, crabs have a tremendous sense of humor.  Last week, reports had shown that there was a shortage of over two billion Alaskan snow crabs when compared to expected numbers based on population projections. Be it a sign of overfishing, a devastating loss......
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