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The Leader
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[SCALLION] Get to know your Bachelor! A look inside the mind of Jace Jacobs

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Reading Time: 3 minutesMEGAN KIDBY Scallion Editor Ladies, gentlemen and non-binary friends, we have a special surprise for you! I, Megan Kidby, sat down with our wonderful bachelor Jace Jacobs and asked him a couple questions about love, family, challenges and other things that made him the man he is today. If you......
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[SATIRE] SUNY Unveils Bold New Strategy to Prepare Students for the Real World

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Reading Time: 2 minutesMEGAN KIDBY Scallion Editor In a stunning move that has left students scratching their heads and faculty members questioning their life choices, SUNY has announced a revolutionary plan to overhaul its educational system.  Brace yourselves, folks, because SUNY is cutting all programs, effectively transforming itself into a “Program-Free Zone.” In......
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[SATIRE] My apologies … (not clickbait)

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Reading Time: 2 minutesMEGAN KIDBY Scallion Editor *sigh* I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgment. On November 23, I made a horrible mistake.  At around 2:30 p.m. EST, my grandfather entrusted me with the most sacred part of a white person’s Thanksgiving: the macaroni and cheese.  Unlike Colleen Ballinger, I......
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[SATIRE] Who will be the next U.S. Senator?

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Reading Time: 3 minutesMEGAN KIDBY Scallion Editor Ding dong, Dianne Feinstein is dead! Dianne Feinstein, the 90-year-old former senator, passed away on Sept. 23, 2023 and people fought for her spot on the Senate. Even though Laphonza Butler acquired the spot, she does not intend to permanently fill it.  Thus, an opportunity arises. ......
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[SATIRE] Quiz: Which nostalgic computer game are you?

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Reading Time: 3 minutesMEGAN KIDBY Scallion Editor I’m gonna be honest with y’all, I’ve been really sad recently.  Sh*t just happens and you feel like you’re not slaying the haus down boots queen wig like you really want to.  When that happens, I play Wizard 101.  What game should you play?  Take this......
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