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Wow, Hannah’s writing a real article for once? I didn’t even know that was possible.

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Reading Time: < 1 minuteHANNAH BLIDY Staff Scallywag Yes, you read that title correctly. No horoscopes for me this week. They were hijacked from me by other members of the Scallywag crew. I’m so upset that I just started writing this article so that maybe they’ll give them back to me. Please guys, I...

[SATIRE] Government sneaks vaccine into American cheese

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Reading Time: 2 minutesJULES HOEPTING Design Editor They weren’t going to be happy. My fingers curled around the edge of the podium, I looked at people in blazers with tape recorders aimed at me. They were all six feet apart from each other, but it felt like they were six inches from my...

New student advisory group aims to build relationships between students and U.P.

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Reading Time: 3 minutesALISA OPPENHEIMER  News Editor In an effort to create dialogue and build relationships between students and University Police, the Student Association and U.P. have been working together to create the new Student Advisory Group on Campus Safety.  You may have seen an email on behalf of S.A. in recent weeks...

[SATIRE] The true source of the dog food smell on campus

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Reading Time: 2 minutesCHLOE KOWALYK Staff Writer  Ah yes, the weather is warming up and we can finally go outside.  Fredonia students fill the campus, laying out picnic blankets and going on walks with their friends.  The semester is more than halfway through, and everything is looking up.  That is until… **Sniff Sniff**...

Virtual commencement: What do seniors think?

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Reading Time: 2 minutesMADISON BLASZ Special to The Leader  Commencement has always been the high point of the academic year, the time when Fredonia formally recognizes and congratulates its graduates for years of hard work and achievement.  As the spring semester comes to a close, students who will be graduating in May are...

[SATIRE] Police Notters are back, baby!

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Reading Time: 2 minutesBRIAN CECALA Staff Scallywag In April of 2019, the police stopped giving the Scallion permission to post the campus police reports. I, however told the Chief of Campus Police that if they didn’t give me permission to post the daily reports, I would write the article “Fredonia Campus Police Chief...

[SATIRE] My teeth can cut glass. I’m going to shotgun a Svedka

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Reading Time: 3 minutesJAY BYRONStaff Scallywag In October of the year 2019, I went to a party. It was absolutely bonkers — I watched someone dressed up as the “stonks” guy vaping and a fake Belle Delphine carrying around mason jars of “bath water” Everclear. However, the best thing I had seen that...

SUNY Fredonia to have students self-administer COVID tests from home

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Reading Time: 3 minutesCHLOE KOWALYK Staff Writer  If you’re a student at Fredonia, you may have heard that new COVID testing protocols will be employed in the upcoming weeks.  Students will now self-administer weekly COVID tests from their homes or dorm rooms.  When students left their pool testing session last week, they were...

Women receive short end of the stick at NCAA tournaments

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Reading Time: 2 minutesANTHONY GETTINO Sports Editor By now, many people have heard of what’s happened at the NCAA March Madness tournament.  This isn’t in regard to the games, the upsets or anything like that. It’s about the differences that have been put in place for the men’s accommodations and the women’s. What...

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