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Deadpool, the Fredonia version

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Reading Time: 4 minutesCOLIN PERRY News Editor   Everybody has secrets, but very few students at Fredonia likely have secret identities. An average sophomore named Sean (last name withheld upon request) has been appearing on social media and fighting with Nerf weapons at Extreme Sports of Fredonia meetings for four semesters now, donning...

The ‘360 experience’ ‘Summer of ’42’ to be performed in MPR

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Reading Time: 3 minutesCLAIRE O’REILLY Special to The Leader   It’s summer in 1942, and 15-year-old boys have gotten their hands on an anatomy book describing the female body. The mystery of the woman is solved. These boys have just unlocked every secret, every bit of knowledge about their opposite gender. One of...

In a trance with BSU BSU hosts ‘America’s Got Talent’ hypnotist

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Reading Time: 3 minutes  MARIA MELCHIORRE Staff Writer   On Feb. 1 numerous curious students gathered in the Fenton 105 lecture hall, not really knowing what to expect, apart from a typical fun Black Student Union (BSU) event. Hypnotist Chris Jones, of “America’s Got Talent” fame, took the stage and played music while...

Pink The Rink weekend series ends in a split: Blue Devils win one, drop one to Canton

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Reading Time: 4 minutesJOHN CULLEN Staff Writer   In the first game of the weekend series against SUNY Canton, the Fredonia men’s ice hockey team fell behind early in the first period before responding with four goals of their own in less than 12 minutes to take a 4-1 lead into the second...

Web Exclusive: Men’s basketball drops two on the road

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Reading Time: 3 minutesQUINTIN JAMES Special to The Leader   Coming off a disappointing loss to SUNYAC-leading Plattsburgh, the Fredonia men’s basketball team took to the road to face off against two division opponents, two of them during the weekend. Visits Oswego and Cortland were on the schedule and these were games that...

‘Hello’ from the GOP Adele joins presidential race

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Reading Time: 2 minutesTHE FEVER Assistant Lampoonist   He could have had it all. Unfortunately for him, Donald has been trumped in the Iowa caucus — not by Ted Cruz or Marco Rubio, but by pop sensation Adele. At Trump’s rallies, he would use “Skyfall” and “Rolling in the Deep” to fire him...

To be ‘fresh and funky’ like Sanders, Clinton starts new hashtag

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Reading Time: 2 minutesJESSICA D’NONSENS Lampoonist   “Come to my New Hampshire Rally tonight. Bring your Tamagotchis and scooters, kids. It’s going to be cray cray. #rubtheclint” was the tweet sent out from the official “Ready for Hillary” Twitter page. Since then, the Internet has stopped. People knew that Hillary Clinton was in...

Horoscopes

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Reading Time: 2 minutesRILEY STRAW Lampoon Editor   Aries You will start to really #feelthebern this week, but it won’t be because of Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders. You have contracted dysentery. Seek medical treatment. Taurus You will realize that astrology is a fabricated system of vague generalizations designed to make you feel as...

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