The Leader

Texas Zika discovery reveals historical lack of intelligence

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Reading Time: 2 minutes  RAVIOLI Special to the Lampoon      Citizens of Texas have never been known for possessing ample wisdom. There’s an old saying, “Be smart and work with your head, or be dumb and work with your hands.” Texans have long sworn by the latter part of that proverb. But with...

Fredonia further caters to millennials’ needs, like always New degree program features courses in entitlement, unlearning

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Reading Time: 2 minutes  MISSY FEOLA Staff Lampoonist   Fredonia has just announced a new major in millennial studies, for students who were born between the 1980s and the early 2000s. This major offers courses that focus on how Millennials can be the best they can be, based on their strengths and weaknesses....

Fredonia President announces death of Vice President for Finance and Administration

Reading Time: < 1 minuteStaff report According to an email from President Virginia Horvath, Liz Praetorius, vice president for Finance and Administration, died this afternoon after a heart attack earlier in the day. “This is a shock to all who have worked with Liz and come to know her quick mind, good heart, and...

‘Herman’ or ‘Hermit’? Vice President of Student Affairs to retire one year after cancelling FredFest

Reading Time: 2 minutesRILEY STRAW Lampoon Editor   Dr. David Herman has had a long history with Fredonia. Last year, he received quite a bit of heat for cancelling “Fref Fest,” and sources say he has not lived down the embarrassment. “I didn’t realize how hurtful Fredonia students can be,” said his secretary...

The spine bridge is falling down McEwen and Williams Center bridge to come down this summer

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Reading Time: 3 minutes      CHARLES PRITCHARD Staff Writer Those with a fear of the spine bridge coming down on them will be happy to know that they won’t have to worry anymore. By next semester, it will be gone. “I really didn’t notice at first, but after taking a good look...

‘House of Clinton’ How the cards might fall for Hillary

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Reading Time: 3 minutesCONNOR HOFFMAN Staff Writer   Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has been one of the biggest names in politics for a while, but her national spotlight may be coming to an end this election season. I believe that we are seeing the fall of the “House of Clinton,” and...

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