JOSEPH MARCINIAK
Assistant Editor of the Scallion
What do YOU think of the burning of Notre Dame?
“I can’t wait to post a picture of it burning with ‘Au Revoir’ as the caption. I’m gonna get so many likes.”
Grug Granston, Junior Cement Mixing major
“They’re only known for football anyways. Maybe it’ll boost ‘em to adjust the curriculum.”
Joanne Droanne, Sophomore Bird Studies major
“I watched the live stream. It’s everything I could’ve ever imagined. So cool.”
Paul Bunyun, Pyrotechnics major
“I’ve never heard of it, but it sounds important so I’m going to pretend I’m sad to fit in.”
Laureen Cluxben, Weird Names major