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[SATIRE] Horoscopes as random stuff happening in the news right now

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JAY BYRON
Staff Scallywag

This is the signs as all the random stuff happening in the news right now!

Aries: Casual wildfires happening

Taurus: Going back and forth between freezing weather and almost 80 degrees

Gemini: Lorde shushing the audience because she wants to have the solo

Cancer: The Met Gala … WITHOUT Zendaya

Leo: Johnny Depp stans calling him a sweet baby

Virgo: The big wave of COVID-19 happening

Libra: “COVID-19 isn’t that bad! It’s getting better!”

Scorpio: Elon Musk buying Twitter

Sagittarius: Analyst of the lore between the Amber Heard vs. Johnny Depp case

Capricorn: Elon Musk stans trying to defend him for anything he buys because “he earned it!”

Aquarius: Creating essays to combat all the horrible health related bans happening right now

Pisces: Harry Styles posting a barely readable track list because it’s white on yellow

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