MEGAN KIDBY
Assistant Scallion Editor
EJ JACOBS
Assistant Life and Arts Editor
Spring has sprung at Fredonia! It’s now that special time of the semester where people scramble to pick a class that isn’t full and meets the requirements that you need. Luckily, we’ve found some hidden gem classes Fredonia just dropped that will definitely spark your interest.
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78592 PHED 285 1 .5 VOGUING 101
Time: 3-3:50 pm Day: MWF
Get ready to death drop and slay the haus down boots with your vouging professor, your classmates, and that one guy who really had NO idea what he was signing up for. We already have our heels and hands ready to go.
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41876 SPST 100 1 2 DOUCHEBAG 101: THE ART OF BRO
Time: 2-3:50 am Day: MTWRF
Douchebag 101: The Art of Bro is the ultimate class for dudes who LOVE Andrew Tate and everything he stands for. Taught by that one guy who gives people creepy stares as they pass by in the bars, Douchebag 101 is the perfect class to learn topics such as: Brofessionalism, Anti-broppression and how to have Patrick Bateman ideals in the 21st Century.
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96852 PHED 250 1 2 INTERMEDIATE PARKOUR
Time: 8:00am-8:50 pm Day: F
There are no prerequisites, we meet on a three man hill, we jump, that’s it.
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87423 PHIL 369 1 3 THE GROUPIES OF FREDDY
Time: 8:00am-8:50 pm Day: MWF
This class dives deep into the small group of people at Fredonia that worship our blue devil mascot Freddy. Why do they do this? Where do they meet? Do they worship the mascot costume itself or the man in the costume? So many questions that will be answered in this wonderful course.
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72369 THEA 404 1 4 BE SLAY NOT SLAYED: THE ART OF SURVIVING FASHION CULTURE
Time: 11:00pm-1:00 am Day: Sat
This class has everything. Taught by Stefon of SNL fame. Learn how to rock an Ed Hardy shirt, find the hottest clubs in Fredonia/Dunkirk and especially how to lock in a man like Seth Meyers.
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87134 LANG 240 5 not enough ESSENTIAL SIMLISH
Time: 8-8:50 am Day: TR
Essential Simlish teaches you the language of the characters in the Sims franchise. Throughout this class you’ll learn valuable phrases such as “sul sul” (hello) or “Oh feebee lay” (SUNY Fredonia is running out of class ideas).
We hope some of these courses fill the requirements you need to complete your degree! If they don’t, there’s always next semester, then next year, then forever. You can never leave.
-Megan and EJ <3