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ElectionSlam 2016: Presidency to be determined through tag-team cage match

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TRAVIS LEFEVRE Lampoon Editor   Get ready for the rumble of a lifetime folks, because “red state” will soon have a whole new meaning. World Wrestling Entertainment has announced that it has signed a contract to determine the next president of the United States. A new approach is being taken......
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Making Kaepernickuragua great again: Quarterback turns conquistador, gets own country

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PATRICK BENNETT Staff Lampoonist   Lately, all the rage and the subject of American grandmothers’ posts have revolved around San Fransisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick. Kaepernick, a Scorpio from birth, sat during the national anthem during a pre-season NFL game. People at the stadium were enjoying their day at the......
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If you can’t beat them, join them: Top Republicans abandon the GOP

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TRAVIS LEFEVRE Lampoon Editor   In this election year, every day ushers some new and wild story. After months of a rocky and uncertain alliance, prominent members of the Republican Party have decided to change their voter registration to the Democratic Party. Prominent conservatives like House Speaker Paul Ryan and......
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Opinion

Election 2016: Jill Stein is no Bernie Sanders

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JAMES LILLIN Staff Writer Currently averaging a 3.6 percent on the RealClearPolitics aggregate of major national polls, Jill Stein is helping the Green Party reach new heights of popularity and recognition, considering it hasn’t broken .4 percent of the final electoral vote since Ralph Nader ran in 2000. Stein has......
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Conservative Corner: searching for the perfect VP

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CONNOR HOFFMAN Assistant News Editor   After the last few primaries, the focus of the election has shifted to the general election. Who the nominees will pick as their running mates has been a hotly contested issue in the media lately. This election will be a very close one, and......
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‘Wait, who?’ John Kasich unveils new campaign slogan

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THE FEVER Assistant Lampoonist   After months of campaigning with very little to show for it, presidential candidate John Kasich has revealed a new slogan for his campaign: “Wait, who?” Like that one friend in the back seat who’s constantly trying to join the conversation, Kasich has been in the......
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