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‘Wait, who?’ John Kasich unveils new campaign slogan

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Reading Time: 2 minutesTHE FEVER Assistant Lampoonist   After months of campaigning with very little to show for it, presidential candidate John Kasich has revealed a new slogan for his campaign: “Wait, who?” Like that one friend in the back seat who’s constantly trying to join the conversation, Kasich has been in the......
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Opinion

Editorial: For the love of America, vote in the primary

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Reading Time: 2 minutes  All planners, agendas, calendars should have the date, April 19, circled, starred, highlighted. After all, it’s the day every good citizen, and Facebook news feed, has been waiting for: the New York Presidential Primary Election. Will it be Bernie Sanders or Hillary Clinton as the democratic presidential candidate? Could......
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News

Trump the tyrant Violence at Trump rallies escalates, Trump condones

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Reading Time: 3 minutesCONNOR HOFFMAN Assistant News Editor   The President is supposed to be a person who can unite the nation and not cause division and violence. Donald Trump has made me quite worried lately with the hateful and violent energy at his rallies, and how he has dismissed — or even......
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Sarah Palin withdraws Trump endorsement Pro-Sanders polar bear attacks Palin household

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Reading Time: 2 minutesTRAVIS LEFEVRE Assistant Lampoon Editor   Three things are now certain in life: Death, taxes and the fact that whenever Sarah Palin makes a public appearance, no one needs to make fun of her — she just does it on her own. There are never any exceptions to this rule,......
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Deny Trump, whatever it takes Could a contested convention be in the GOP’s future?

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Reading Time: 3 minutesCONNOR HOFFMAN Assistant News Editor   It seems lately that the talk about the Republican National Convention has focused on having what’s called a “contested convention” rather than having a convention that, effectively, was a coronation for Donald Trump. A contested convention is what happens when none of the nominees......
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Health benefits of electing donald trump

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Reading Time: 3 minutesG. RAVIOLI Special to the Trumpoon      From nervous anticipation to promising excitement, the Super Tuesday turnout revealed just what we’ve been hoping for — Donald J. Trump is leading the way for the Republican presidential candidacy. There have been uncertainties as to whether or not Trump’s gripping campaign......
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Every great America needs great guns All the guns are belonging to Trump

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Reading Time: 2 minutes  JESSICA D’NONSENS Trumpoonist   HOUSTON — We have a problem in America: All of our guns are being taken. Where are they going? If future C.E.O. of America Donald Trump plays his cards right — which he will — they’ll all be going to him. A recent viral video......
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Opinion

Web Exclusive: A Crazy Super Tuesday

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Reading Time: 3 minutesCONSERVATIVE CORNER   CONNOR HOFFMAN Assistant News Editor   This March 1 certainly was a crazy Super Tuesday for both parties. This election has really shown just how divided the parties are. The Republicans had primaries in Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Georgia, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Texas, Vermont, Virginia and Wyoming.......
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