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Trump to Sanders: ‘You’re Fired!!’ The Donald shoots Sanders, media lets it go

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  JESSICA D’NONSENS Lampoonist   This political season has been ablaze with scandals: from incestuous remarks Donald Trump made about his daughter to “I-Robot” star Hillary Rodham Clinton, and of course the gorgeous (albeit pathetically polling) piece of man-candy that is Martin O’Malley. The only thing we’ve come to expect......
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O’Malley accepts defeat, still wants into the White House Presidential candidate aims to be someone’s VP

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  THE FEVER Assistant Lampoonist   When someone mentions Martin O’Malley, the common response is “Who?” Currently in the running for President, the former governor of Maryland has been lost in the ever-growing shadows of Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders since the beginning. With a consistent 2 percent approval rating......
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The truth comes out: Trump bullied as child by Muslims

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TRAVIS LEFEVRE Assistant Lampoon Editor   After coming under fire for his proposal to keep Muslim-Americans under surveillance, Republican frontrunner Donald Trump came out and admitted the fuel behind his bigoted fire; he was bullied by Muslim children in middle school. In light of the recent attacks from ISIS and......
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Support for Sanders Fredonia Students for Bernie Sanders forms from Facebook

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  AMANDA DEDIE News Editor   As the generation who will one day be ruling the world, it’s our responsibility to vote in a presidential candidate who can help take care of us, and have our best interests in mind, until we can start running the world on our own.......
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Hillary #feelstheBern in her new Halloween costume

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PHYLLIS T. CUPP Lampoonist   The Democratic debate is still abuzz in everyone’s mind from earlier this month. Between the polls on CNN vs. the polls on Facebook, “not talking about Hillary’s emails” becoming the new fad topic and George O’Malley making curious Democrats stand in salute, there was something......
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Same sex marriage destroys sanctity of marriage Gay couples challenge ideas of unhappiness

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RILEY STRAW Lampoon Editor   We were all warned about how gay marriage would ruin marriage for the normal people. After Obergefell v. Hodges, the landmark court case that ensured gay marriage would be legal in all 50 states, lives of straight Americans have been ultimately uprooted. The traditional rule......
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Planned Parenthood funding reattributed to defense spending

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PHYLLIS T. CUPP Lampoonist   Much controversy has recently surrounded the decision to defund Planned Parenthood. The organization is well-known for its abortion services — though those services are only 3 percent of all that Planned Parenthood offers. Now that the almost $600 million organization has been defunded by the......
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