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Cruz speaks ‘Mexican,’ Trump calls for deportation

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Reading Time: 2 minutes  TRAVIS LEFEVRE Assistant Lampoon Editor   The candidates for the GOP are far from representing the “Grand Old Party,” as its abbreviation implies. However, love them or hate them, the Republican GOP candidates provide debates that equate to children fighting over the last lollipop from a suspicious white van.......
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Life & Arts

In a trance with BSU BSU hosts ‘America’s Got Talent’ hypnotist

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Reading Time: 3 minutes  MARIA MELCHIORRE Staff Writer   On Feb. 1 numerous curious students gathered in the Fenton 105 lecture hall, not really knowing what to expect, apart from a typical fun Black Student Union (BSU) event. Hypnotist Chris Jones, of “America’s Got Talent” fame, took the stage and played music while......
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News

‘House of Clinton’ How the cards might fall for Hillary

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Reading Time: 3 minutesCONNOR HOFFMAN Staff Writer   Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has been one of the biggest names in politics for a while, but her national spotlight may be coming to an end this election season. I believe that we are seeing the fall of the “House of Clinton,” and......
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Trump to Sanders: ‘You’re Fired!!’ The Donald shoots Sanders, media lets it go

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Reading Time: 2 minutes  JESSICA D’NONSENS Lampoonist   This political season has been ablaze with scandals: from incestuous remarks Donald Trump made about his daughter to “I-Robot” star Hillary Rodham Clinton, and of course the gorgeous (albeit pathetically polling) piece of man-candy that is Martin O’Malley. The only thing we’ve come to expect......
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O’Malley accepts defeat, still wants into the White House Presidential candidate aims to be someone’s VP

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Reading Time: 2 minutes  THE FEVER Assistant Lampoonist   When someone mentions Martin O’Malley, the common response is “Who?” Currently in the running for President, the former governor of Maryland has been lost in the ever-growing shadows of Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders since the beginning. With a consistent 2 percent approval rating......
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Lessons that America could learn from North Korea

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Reading Time: 2 minutesTHE FEVER Assistant Lampoonist   America: Land of the free, home of the brave. For 240 years, our country’s culture and lifestyle has been based off the principles of the Declaration of Independence and the Bill of Rights. However, “It’s been a long time coming, but I know a change......
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The truth comes out: Trump bullied as child by Muslims

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Reading Time: 2 minutesTRAVIS LEFEVRE Assistant Lampoon Editor   After coming under fire for his proposal to keep Muslim-Americans under surveillance, Republican frontrunner Donald Trump came out and admitted the fuel behind his bigoted fire; he was bullied by Muslim children in middle school. In light of the recent attacks from ISIS and......
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News

Support for Sanders Fredonia Students for Bernie Sanders forms from Facebook

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Reading Time: 3 minutes  AMANDA DEDIE News Editor   As the generation who will one day be ruling the world, it’s our responsibility to vote in a presidential candidate who can help take care of us, and have our best interests in mind, until we can start running the world on our own.......
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Hillary #feelstheBern in her new Halloween costume

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Reading Time: 2 minutesPHYLLIS T. CUPP Lampoonist   The Democratic debate is still abuzz in everyone’s mind from earlier this month. Between the polls on CNN vs. the polls on Facebook, “not talking about Hillary’s emails” becoming the new fad topic and George O’Malley making curious Democrats stand in salute, there was something......
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Same sex marriage destroys sanctity of marriage Gay couples challenge ideas of unhappiness

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Reading Time: 2 minutesRILEY STRAW Lampoon Editor   We were all warned about how gay marriage would ruin marriage for the normal people. After Obergefell v. Hodges, the landmark court case that ensured gay marriage would be legal in all 50 states, lives of straight Americans have been ultimately uprooted. The traditional rule......
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