Horoscopes

HANNAH BLIDY Staff Scallywag  Aries: You will become complacent these next 4 years. <3 Taurus: Stop being mean to your hot gamer gf. :/ Gemini: You’re boolin. Everything will stay the same. 🙂 Cancer: You will get a 4 for 4 this week. At the red-head girl place. Leo: Someone......

HANNAH BLIDY Staff Scallywag Aries: have a glass of wine aries, you deserve it!! unless you are not of age. if you’re not 21, then you deserve tap water. sorry, i don’t make the rules. i just enforce them. Taurus: i bet you were one of the kids who sent......

HANNAH BLIDY Staff Scallywag aries: (you are small in this scenario) hello littel tiney babie you are small! !!!! taurus: ~~~~~~~~~living lifeeeeee <3 gemini: move it move it babey i know u love to dance! cancer: squeak squeak lil mousey babie so small!!!!!!!!! leo: nothing bad ever happens to the......

HANNAH BLIDY Staff Scallywag aries: take a nap. you deserve it. also, i wish i was taking a nap right now instead of writing the horoscopes. taurus: guess what i just bought at tj maxx! i got some cool skincare products and i’m really excited to try them out. let’s......

HANNAH BLIDY Staff Scallywag aries: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! – you, this week. taurus: ok so are you going to send aquarius the homework for math 115 or what…  gemini: wow, you’ve got a lot of people in your tinder dm’s for someone who’s supposed to be quarantining. cancer: i’m sensing some chaotic......