MEGAN KIDBY
Scallion Editor
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Dear Witty Wordsmiths and Hilarious Humans,
Greetings from the Headquarters of The Scallion, the renowned newspaper section that tickles funny bones and stimulates chuckles on a daily basis! We hope this letter finds you in a state of mischief.
We are reaching out to you, yes, YOU! This special section of The Leader yearns for your hilarious musings, clever anecdotes and side splitting stories. We believe that comedy is a universal language, and we want to create a space where readers can escape the mundane.
Whether you’re an expert pun aficionado, a master of wit or just a regular human who makes others snort with laughter, we want to hear from you! We’re on the hunt for fresh, original content that will leave our readers clutching their sides and frantically searching for their missing breath.
Perhaps you have a tale of a misadventure involving a flock of wild geese, a giant inflatable unicorn and an unfortunate mix-up at a birthday party. Maybe you have a collection of Dad jokes that could rival even the punniest of fathers. Or perhaps you’re a political person who has decided that maybe the government needs a bit of a funny flair. We’re here to help you get your comedy out into the world!
To submit your comedic creations, you can embrace the wonders of the digital age and email your ideas. We’re open to all styles of comedy, from slapstick to satire.
Rest assured, only the creme de la comedy will make the cut! For those lucky enough to have their work published, we offer not only the fame and adoration of countless readers but also a lifetime supply of rubber chickens and a secret initiation ceremony involving silly hats.
So, my fellow jokesters, seize this opportunity to spread laughter across the land! Unleash your creative wackiness, your absurdity and your pun-tastic prowess. Join us on a mission to brighten mornings, lighten hearts and leave a trail of giggles in your wake.
We eagerly await your submissions, armed with anticipation, a ticklish sense of humor and an emergency stash of whoopee cushions.
Yours hilariously,
Megan Kidby