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Exclusive: Trump’s upcoming executive orders for next week; President flexes a little too hardcore?

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      PATRICK BENNETT Staff Lampoonist   A drunk uncle flipped the beer pong table at his niece’s graduation party this past summer. He was flexing his testosterone and booze-fueled strength by exerting maximum force on the table. Now, President Donald Trump is flexing maximum force on the people......
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Biden plans White House traps for Trump

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EMMA PATTERSON Staff Lampoonist After the nightmarish circus that was this year’s presidential election, many Americans feel powerless in the face of the looming Trump administration. While some people have taken to the streets in protest, one high-ranking White House official has a different kind of protest in mind. “Have......
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Trump spends $2 billion to nuke China: Republican nominee still polls at 40 percent

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  KEITH MYATH Guest Lampoonist   In his latest string of bizarre antics, news broke late Tuesday night that Donald Trump has shelled out more than $2 billion of his own money to drop a nuclear missile on China. “First of all, it’s pronounced Chee-eye-na,” said Trump in a recent......
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What on Earth has he done now? Donald Trump’s actions now popular Google search

Contributor to The Leader
  PATRICK BENNETT Staff Lampoonist        On a weekday in Fredonia, there are many things you can engage in for fun. You can watch the “Real Housewives of Atlanta,” head to Sunny’s to drown in cheap drinks, or simply Google search “What has Donald Trump done now?” As Trump continues......
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Health benefits of electing donald trump

Contributor to The Leader
G. RAVIOLI Special to the Trumpoon      From nervous anticipation to promising excitement, the Super Tuesday turnout revealed just what we’ve been hoping for — Donald J. Trump is leading the way for the Republican presidential candidacy. There have been uncertainties as to whether or not Trump’s gripping campaign......
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Trump to Sanders: ‘You’re Fired!!’ The Donald shoots Sanders, media lets it go

Contributor to The Leader
  JESSICA D’NONSENS Lampoonist   This political season has been ablaze with scandals: from incestuous remarks Donald Trump made about his daughter to “I-Robot” star Hillary Rodham Clinton, and of course the gorgeous (albeit pathetically polling) piece of man-candy that is Martin O’Malley. The only thing we’ve come to expect......
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The nightmare on Trump Street Bloody Mary folklore also applicable to Donald Trump’s name

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DEVON HEADLEY Special to The Lampoon   There is a myth that dates all the way back to June 16, 2015. Many people are terrified of this tale — they wouldn’t dare say this man’s name because of the fear of being haunted by his ghastly hairpiece. This tale was......
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