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[SATIRE] Horoscopes: Which SUNY Fredonia building are you?

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JAY BYRONStaff Scallywag Hey, incoming students! You’re here because you’re pretty cool. So, I’m making this Scallion article JUST for you (not because Matt asked me to). Welcome to Horoscopes!  Aries: McEwen Hall, because everyone loves your reliability. <3 Taurus: Grissom Hall, because you’re loveable at first, but then people......
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[SATIRE] Not a single SUNY Fredonia a cappella group will let me into their group and here’s why

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JAY BYRONStaff Scallywag Okay, I’ll admit it. Acafest was really cool. Like, okay, sure, everyone did a good job. G Train? Can’t go wrong. However, I have some complaints. ‘Cause, like, not cool, guys. I auditioned for every single one of your little singy groups, and not a single one......
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[SATIRE] Some thoughts on the Ukraine crisis, from a very sympathetic acting major

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MATTHEW BAUM  Scallion Editor and The Future of Musical Theatre Let’s also start strong, be aware I’m satirizing. It’s satire, I promise. For further information on the invasion being carried out by Russia in Ukraine, look somewhere that’s not The Scallion.  The events and attacks taking place in Ukraine are......
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[SATIRE] Disappearance of the ‘FRED’ sign and other stuff that probably doesn’t matter as much

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MATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor   Over spring break, while hordes of college students spent way too much money and acted recklessly in public, the FRED sign on campus was taken away, as well as some other things. We’ll cover the other things, but my main priority is the signage to our......
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[SATIRE] Highlights of the Olympics, by someone who for sure watched the Olympics

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MATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor Since the Olympics ended last week a few weeks ago, there has been loads of information to dissect and break down. Luckily, I am someone who for sure, absolutely paid attention to the sports events that went down.  Some guy smashed his balls on one of......
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