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[SATIRE] Pumpkin carving is on the rise: Going under the knife for human beauty

Contributor to The Leader
JULES HOEPTING Design Editor  Pumpkin torture by means of carving needs to stop. This method of antagonizing is going stronger than ever; within the last month, over 60 million pumpkins were tortured by carving. In order to empathize with the pain millions of gourds face every year, I spoke with......
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Uh oh, hot shot over here: This guy is going as three hole punch Jim for Halloween for the third year in a row

Contributor to The Leader
JAY BYRONGuest Scallywag What a wild upcoming Halloween! With political conflicts on the rise and COVID-19 clearing social events off the calendar, Halloween will be a lot more indoorsy than it has ever been. There is no better timing for people to do the bare minimum.  Fear not, for “this......
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“So much for the tolerant left…” Racist says after leftist calls him a racist

Contributor to The Leader
JAY BYRONGuest Scallywag We ask hard-hitting questions here at The Scallion.  One question we have been mulling over in our head since the dawn of time is: “Who is the snowflake?” We realize, though, that this may be too deep and difficult of a question to be asking in general.......
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Trump is now officially the healthiest man on Earth according to scientists, according to Trump

Contributor to The Leader
JOSEPH MARCINIAK Scallion Editor Well, resistance comrades, pack it up. We’re done. No celebrating Trump being dead anymore, because today on a Fox News interview, Trump announced that scientists are saying he’s the healthiest man on Earth.   That’s a big blow to me and my fellow resistors.  The interview, conducted......
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