June 14, 2026
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Fredonia announces additional program cuts following finals week

Fredonia has lost the art of the elective

 Orchesis caps off year with ‘Escape Into the Music’

Best photos of the year from Fredonia athletics

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Director of Innovation and Economic Development reportedly retrenched

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Who started the Butterlow fire? The Leader investigates

The Leader
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Joe Marciniak is NOT the editor of the Scallion, and now he has short legs

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesMATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor That’s right. Joe Marciniak, local strongman and former editor of the Scallion, has been dethroned.  It is I, Matthew Baum, who wears the noble title of Editor nowadays, and I am taking my newfound power very seriously. My first order of business was to erect a......
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[SATIRE] Why are dogs not allowed to take Fredonia classes?

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 3 minutesJAY BYRONStaff Scallywag What’s up with Fredonia?  I mean, we say we’re sooo inclusive, but I really can’t agree anymore under these circumstances. Frankly, I’m disappointed and I expected so much more from this school.  Why are dogs not allowed to take classes here? The reason why I’m bringing this......
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The Tickler: Fredonia’s newest sketchy guy

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 3 minutesBRIAN CECALA Staff Scallywag Recent reports around the campus have students worried. Sightings of a “demon-esque” figure crawling around on all fours on campus. Some say if you let it get too close, he’ll tickle you. Thus he has been dubbed “The Tickler.” I interviewed students who have claimed sightings......
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Local man goes into food coma after throwing one-man Pi Day rave

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesMATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor and Pi Day Enthusiast Tragedy struck the other night as Vernon Crompton, a native to the Fredonia area and alumnus of the class of 2017, was placed in permanent care after setting himself into a food coma.  Crompton, 26, has been known as an avid fan......
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I amalgamated my friends into a hivemind to be COVID safe

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesJAY BYRONStaff Scallywag We all know that COVID-19 changed basically everything in our life, especially for those of us who live on campus.  There were many problems originally, like people being loud during quiet hours (I know my neighbors probably aren’t reading this but God I wish they were), the......
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[SATIRE] (Inspiring!) Local child works in sweatshop to afford hospital bill

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesBRIAN CECALA Staff Scallywag In the modern era, we as Americans ask ourselves, which is more important?  Being a red-blooded AMERICAN or a diaper-wearing communist?  Sometimes I look at the people and think it’s a shame how brainwashed they are. The president of the free world is a communist and......
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[SATIRE] Conservative convention planners shape floor layout into a Hindu symbol of prosperity

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesMATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor Once again, the whiners that are so prevalent in the liberal media have caused a stink over something that’s harmless and even inspiring, all for the sake of cancelling conservative values in the U.S.  The beloved super-Pac People for the Corporations had planned a conservative convention......
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