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The Leader
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[SATIRE] The true source of the dog food smell on campus

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Reading Time: 2 minutesCHLOE KOWALYK Staff Writer  Ah yes, the weather is warming up and we can finally go outside.  Fredonia students fill the campus, laying out picnic blankets and going on walks with their friends.  The semester is more than halfway through, and everything is looking up.  That is until… **Sniff Sniff**......
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Joe Marciniak is NOT the editor of the Scallion, and now he has short legs

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Reading Time: 2 minutesMATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor That’s right. Joe Marciniak, local strongman and former editor of the Scallion, has been dethroned.  It is I, Matthew Baum, who wears the noble title of Editor nowadays, and I am taking my newfound power very seriously. My first order of business was to erect a......
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[SATIRE] Why are dogs not allowed to take Fredonia classes?

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Reading Time: 3 minutesJAY BYRONStaff Scallywag What’s up with Fredonia?  I mean, we say we’re sooo inclusive, but I really can’t agree anymore under these circumstances. Frankly, I’m disappointed and I expected so much more from this school.  Why are dogs not allowed to take classes here? The reason why I’m bringing this......
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The Tickler: Fredonia’s newest sketchy guy

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Reading Time: 3 minutesBRIAN CECALA Staff Scallywag Recent reports around the campus have students worried. Sightings of a “demon-esque” figure crawling around on all fours on campus. Some say if you let it get too close, he’ll tickle you. Thus he has been dubbed “The Tickler.” I interviewed students who have claimed sightings......
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Local man goes into food coma after throwing one-man Pi Day rave

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Reading Time: 2 minutesMATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor and Pi Day Enthusiast Tragedy struck the other night as Vernon Crompton, a native to the Fredonia area and alumnus of the class of 2017, was placed in permanent care after setting himself into a food coma.  Crompton, 26, has been known as an avid fan......
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