The Scallion reviews the 2020 Election: Wait, what the f*ck just happened?
JOSEPH MARCINIAKEditor of the Scallion After a tumultuous campaign, sources have called the 2020 election for Joseph R. Biden Jr., king of the crab people. The lord of all crab people, Biden, gave a rousing speech where he said “All people are equal under the law, and you can go......