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The Leader
Scallion

I amalgamated my friends into a hivemind to be COVID safe

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesJAY BYRONStaff Scallywag We all know that COVID-19 changed basically everything in our life, especially for those of us who live on campus.  There were many problems originally, like people being loud during quiet hours (I know my neighbors probably aren’t reading this but God I wish they were), the......
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[SATIRE] (Inspiring!) Local child works in sweatshop to afford hospital bill

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Reading Time: 2 minutesBRIAN CECALA Staff Scallywag In the modern era, we as Americans ask ourselves, which is more important?  Being a red-blooded AMERICAN or a diaper-wearing communist?  Sometimes I look at the people and think it’s a shame how brainwashed they are. The president of the free world is a communist and......
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[SATIRE] Conservative convention planners shape floor layout into a Hindu symbol of prosperity

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Reading Time: 2 minutesMATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor Once again, the whiners that are so prevalent in the liberal media have caused a stink over something that’s harmless and even inspiring, all for the sake of cancelling conservative values in the U.S.  The beloved super-Pac People for the Corporations had planned a conservative convention......
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The worst civil tragedy to happen in the U.S.: Getting rid of the Starbucks everything bagel bites

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Reading Time: 3 minutesJAY BYRONStaff Scallywag When I got back to Fredonia, I knew the first thing I wanted to do was order some everything bagel bites from Starbucks because they absolutely slap. I think we can all agree on at least that much, unless you’re gluten intolerant or something. Sorry. However, when......
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For one last time: I am the editor of The Scallion, and I have really long legs now

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Reading Time: 2 minutesJOSEPH MARCINIAK Retired Editor of The Scallion Well folks, this is it: my last article as editor. After much thought, I have decided to take my extended legs and take them home, since I am retiring. I have claimed my pension, and all my benefits.  I, Joseph Marciniak, humble servant......
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[SATIRE] Can you hold a hand and be mean at the same time? An analysis

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Reading Time: 3 minutesJAY BYRONStaff Scallywag As I was thinking about what to do for this article, I realized that I talk big game about hand holding. It’s a fun activity that anyone can participate in. I figured it appeals to the mass audience. However, I realize there are some people out there......
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