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A warm welcome to Geraldine, our first-ever gecko enrolled at SUNY Fredonia

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MATTHEW BAUM Staff Scallywag The beginning of the spring semester has brought with it a variety of new faces to campus. Transfer students have wormed their way into the loving embrace of SUNY Fredonia, and the returning students are back to producing ungodly smells in the hallways of their residence......
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“Wait you’re wearing a MAGA hat as a social experiment? That’s so profound, please have sex with me right now.”

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DOM MAGISTRO Staff Scallywag Fredonia, NY – Charles Watts was seen wearing a red hat with the famous slogan “Make America Great Again” printed in large block letters on it around campus. Watts walked confidently across campus Thursday morning, alone. Known to be a very social person and rarely, if......
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FSA Bakeshop struggles to meet student’s order for 10 tons of gingerbread dough

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JAMES MEAD Patio BBQ Enthusiast The FSA Bakeshop, one of FSA’s many special events, offers a festive selection of cookies and cookie dough — but if you want gingerbread, you’re fresh out of luck. The Bakeshop was sent reeling this Monday after a sophomore, Noelle Carol, ordered 10 tons of......
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My exams are coming up and I don’t feel like writing, so here’s a list of pasta types I like

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JOSEPH MARCINIAK Editor of the Scallion Hi everyone. I know you all expect top-quality content from me every week, but alas, I am feeling quite lazy. Instead of some amazing article about the news or some hot take on a campus issue, here’s some different pasta types I like, in......
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“Are YOU the person committing arson in Mason Hall?”

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ALEXANDRA WALSH Guest Scallywag Andy Arson, sophomore communication major with a minor in “Spongebob” “F is for fires that we start in Mason U is for University Police N is for no witnesses anywhere down here in Mason Hall.” Mason Fire-Starter, senior pyro major with a minor in lying “Dude,......
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Hi everyone, it’s me, the editor of the Scallion, but this time, I’ve got muscles! An open letter to the school

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JOSEPH MARCINIAK Big Muscular Editor of the Scallion For years, I have strived to be a man with muscles. I usually walk around with noodle arms like many others. But my friends, I have some news. I, Joseph Marciniak, now have big muscles. As you can see by the image......

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