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$1.6 billion corporation is coming to Fredonia to inject their pocket change and show our puny businesses how its done

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 4, 2020February 12, 2020

February 4, 2020February 12, 2020

JOSEPH MARCINIAK Editor of the Scallion Fredonia’s small businesses are beaming after the news that this small town has won the “Small Business Revolution.” The $1.6 billion corporation “Deluxe” specializes in revitalizing small businesses and ensuring they succeed throughout the future. And let me be the first to say, thank......

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Fredonia invests in top tier gaming lounge for Fredonia eSports; teams still suck

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 4, 2020February 25, 2020

February 4, 2020February 25, 2020

COREY DALE-MILLER Guest Scallywag For those of you who haven’t heard, SUNY Fredonia has been the recipient of a generous donation for a top tier eSports gaming lounge. The lounge will be located in Schulz Hall and sports the Fredonia Blue Devil’s color, blue. The lounge has already received a......

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A warm welcome to Geraldine, our first-ever gecko enrolled at SUNY Fredonia

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 4, 2020February 4, 2020

February 4, 2020February 4, 2020

MATTHEW BAUM Staff Scallywag The beginning of the spring semester has brought with it a variety of new faces to campus. Transfer students have wormed their way into the loving embrace of SUNY Fredonia, and the returning students are back to producing ungodly smells in the hallways of their residence......

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“Wait you’re wearing a MAGA hat as a social experiment? That’s so profound, please have sex with me right now.”

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 4, 2020February 4, 2020

February 4, 2020February 4, 2020

DOM MAGISTRO Staff Scallywag Fredonia, NY – Charles Watts was seen wearing a red hat with the famous slogan “Make America Great Again” printed in large block letters on it around campus. Watts walked confidently across campus Thursday morning, alone. Known to be a very social person and rarely, if......

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FSA Bakeshop struggles to meet student’s order for 10 tons of gingerbread dough

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 10, 2019December 10, 2019

December 10, 2019December 10, 2019

JAMES MEAD Patio BBQ Enthusiast The FSA Bakeshop, one of FSA’s many special events, offers a festive selection of cookies and cookie dough — but if you want gingerbread, you’re fresh out of luck. The Bakeshop was sent reeling this Monday after a sophomore, Noelle Carol, ordered 10 tons of......

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My exams are coming up and I don’t feel like writing, so here’s a list of pasta types I like

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 10, 2019December 10, 2019

December 10, 2019December 10, 2019

JOSEPH MARCINIAK Editor of the Scallion Hi everyone. I know you all expect top-quality content from me every week, but alas, I am feeling quite lazy. Instead of some amazing article about the news or some hot take on a campus issue, here’s some different pasta types I like, in......

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Hair dye shortage causes local stressed student to freak out

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 10, 2019December 10, 2019

December 10, 2019December 10, 2019

MATTHEW BAUM Staff Scallywag Ellie Hollis, a freshman theater production and design major, has reached a new low. Her hair, a neat green-blue at the end, has started to show its true dirty-blonde color. It’s been three weeks since she re-dyed her roots, and she’s about to lose it. “I’m......

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Idiot Scallywag forgets to write article over break

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 4, 2019December 3, 2019

December 4, 2019December 3, 2019

MATTHEW BAUM Previously-mentioned Idiot Scallywag It is currently 10:04 a.m. on Sunday, Dec. 1 in Manlius, New York, and a college kid is desperately typing on his mom’s computer, his face in a grimace, as the smell of Pillsbury crescent rolls wafts in from the kitchen. His concentration is at......

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Fredonia responds to UB transfer ad by putting own ads in UB newspaper

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 4, 2019December 3, 2019

December 4, 2019December 3, 2019

JOSEPH MARCINIAK Editor of the Scallion After seeing a controversial new ad out in The Leader newspaper, the Fredonia faculty board decided to retaliate in a story for the ages. The ad was a simple yet striking one, saying “You should be here. Transfer today.” In fact, you can flip......

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“Are YOU the person committing arson in Mason Hall?”

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 13, 2019November 15, 2019

November 13, 2019November 15, 2019

ALEXANDRA WALSH Guest Scallywag Andy Arson, sophomore communication major with a minor in “Spongebob” “F is for fires that we start in Mason U is for University Police N is for no witnesses anywhere down here in Mason Hall.” Mason Fire-Starter, senior pyro major with a minor in lying “Dude,......

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$1.6 billion corporation is coming to Fredonia to inject their pocket change and show our puny businesses how its done

Fredonia invests in top tier gaming lounge for Fredonia eSports; teams still suck

A warm welcome to Geraldine, our first-ever gecko enrolled at SUNY Fredonia

“Wait you’re wearing a MAGA hat as a social experiment? That’s so profound, please have sex with me right now.”

FSA Bakeshop struggles to meet student’s order for 10 tons of gingerbread dough

My exams are coming up and I don’t feel like writing, so here’s a list of pasta types I like

Hair dye shortage causes local stressed student to freak out

Idiot Scallywag forgets to write article over break

Fredonia responds to UB transfer ad by putting own ads in UB newspaper

“Are YOU the person committing arson in Mason Hall?”