June 14, 2026
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Fredonia announces additional program cuts following finals week

Fredonia has lost the art of the elective

 Orchesis caps off year with ‘Escape Into the Music’

Best photos of the year from Fredonia athletics

Five major takeaways from the 2026 NFL Draft

How To Be a Good White Ally 101

Director of Innovation and Economic Development reportedly retrenched

[SATIRE] Horoscopes

[OPINION] Lovercolumn: Do’s and don’ts of dating

Who started the Butterlow fire? The Leader investigates

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[SATIRE] As if things couldn’t get worse, ex-interim president Hefner has been wandering around campus with a gun

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesJAY BYRONGuest Scallywag With all of the commotion going on with COVID-19, non-potable water and general college anxiety, most students are on their toes already. Students are sick and tired of hearing or reading the word “unprecedented.” Shockingly enough, their stress meters have indeed skyrocketed. The reason, of course, is......
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Trump says Biden is a bunch of ferrets in a trench coat

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Reading Time: 2 minutesMATTHEW BAUM Assistant Scallion Editor Once again, Donald Trump has been convinced of an out-of-this-world conspiracy theory that he found on social media. In a recent flurry of tweets, the president makes it clear that he is under the impression that vice president Joe Biden, the 2020 democratic candidate, is......
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Uh oh, orange man! Small hands! Cheeto man, hehehe, big baby man! That’s right: Trump

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Reading Time: < 1 minuteJOSEPH MARCINIAKScallion Editor Watch out! Small hands, hehehe! Who do I mean? Big baby man who is orange, who else could I mean but El Presidente, the man behind the pee tape (Got em!), Dongal Tromp!  Orange man, boo! Skin orange! Laugh at orange skin!  Hands? Small. Donald? Drumpf. Eat......
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Reanimated rotting bodies of the 32nd Massachusetts of 1864 beat the shit out of Donald Trump

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Reading Time: 2 minutesMATTHEW BAUM Assistant Scallion Editor In a bizarre twist of fate, President Donald Trump was attacked by the reanimated corpses of a long-dead group of American Union soldiers from the Civil War.  The corpses in question were members of the 32nd Massachusetts Infantry Unit, who served under the also-dead Colonel......
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[SATIRE] Top five criminal activities available to you this fall

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Reading Time: 3 minutesTHALIA MAGISTRO Staff Scallywag Sometimes the desperate need to commit heinous crimes on campus comes to you. I get it. Filthy criminals like you don’t stop, and why should you? That’s why I’ve compiled a list, in no particular order, of the top five ways you can get put in......
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Horoscopes, 9/12

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: < 1 minuteHANNAH BLIDYStaff Scallywag aries: corona got you down? check out scorpio for some tips 🙂 !! taurus: you deserve a drink for everything you’ve been dealing with. obviously an age-appropriate non-alcoholic drink if you’re under 21. maybe like a capri sun or something. gemini: (italian accent) i got a pizza......
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[SATIRE] Too soon guys: Scarlett Johansson takes Black Panther leading role

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Reading Time: 2 minutesMATTHEW BAUM Assistant Scallion Editor Following the tragic passing of legendary screen actor Chadwick Boseman, Marvel Studios had once again screwed the pooch by making a choice in very poor taste. It was announced on Friday that Scarlett Johansson would resume the role of King T’Challa in the Marvel Cinematic......
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[SATIRE] Crackdown in Western New York: Gov. Cuomo bans travel from the region

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Reading Time: 2 minutesTHALIA MAGISTRO Staff Scallywag ALBANY, N.Y. — In a press conference Monday morning, Gov. Andrew Cuomo announced updated travel restrictions in relation to the Western New York region. According to Cuomo, travel to and from the region is restricted exclusively to Tuesdays and Fridays from 7 p.m. to 9 a.m. ......
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