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Police Notters

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 8, 2019

February 8, 2019

Monday, Jan. 28 Officer’s responded to reports of a wild deer in distress. Upon arrival, it was discovered that the source of the noise was just a student in the fetal position begging for the semester not to start. Tuesday, Jan. 29 Student’s reported a man watching......

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Ask Fairy Godmother: Your place to bippity boppity bitch

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 8, 2019August 15, 2019

February 8, 2019August 15, 2019

Dear Fairy Godmother, My grandma called me yesterday to make sure I had enough water and non perishables to survive this polar vortex. I didn’t realize I was supposed to have a blanket in my car or that my car might not start. I’m new at this. Do you......

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Ask Fairy Godmother: Your place to bippity boppity bitch

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 13, 2018August 15, 2019

December 13, 2018August 15, 2019

Dear Fairy Godmother, Another story in this week’s issue of The Leader is about pay-inequity and gender discrimination. Don’t you think it’s a little overdramatic to be talking about this in a school newspaper? I come here to read funny anecdotes and find out about campus events, not to have......

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Life pro tips for studying and preparing for your finals

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 13, 2018December 13, 2018

December 13, 2018December 13, 2018

JOSEPH MARCINIAK Staff Scallywag With finals week so soon, many of us students can feel overworked, exhausted and unprepared for exams. This week is a stressful one, but here at the Scallion, we’ve got some great tips on how to relax and ace all of your final exams. Follow these......

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Letter to Santa found on Reed Library floor

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 13, 2018December 13, 2018

December 13, 2018December 13, 2018

DOM MAGISTRO Special to The Scallion Here at The Scallion, we strive to make sure everyone is filled with holiday cheer. From demanding our Starbucks baristas write “Merry Christmas” on our cups (in lieu of that horrible, godless corporation printing it on for us) to baking cookies, watching Hallmark movies......

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Attendance rates skyrocket week before exams: Fredonia adopts new exam policy

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 13, 2018December 13, 2018

December 13, 2018December 13, 2018

JOSEPH MARCINIAK Staff Scallywag Recent news announced that an astonishing new curriculum is sweeping the country, and has now arrived at Fredonia after recent news from a Yale study. The curriculum involves weekly exams, so students constantly have to prepare and study. According to the study, massive amounts of students......

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Police Notters

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 28, 2018August 25, 2019

November 28, 2018August 25, 2019

Monday, Nov. 19 3:39 a.m. University Police were called to the scene of a hit and run. When confronting the driver, he had moved to the passenger’s seat and claimed that the driver fled. He was charged with reckless driving and bad lying. Tuesday, Nov. 20 5:45 p.m. A......

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Ask Fairy Godmother: Your place to bippity bappity bitch

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 28, 2018August 15, 2019

November 28, 2018August 15, 2019

Dear Fairy Godmother, Thanksgiving was SO relaxing, how am I supposed to come back to school for another month? The cold weather and finals make me miserable just thinking about it. My roommate also keeps playing Christmas music even though I’ve told him it gives me a headache. Do you......

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Sitting SA President vetoes election, declares himself President for Life

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 28, 2018

November 28, 2018

TRAVIS LEFEVRE Editor in Chief Two weeks ago, droves of students opened their emails and voted for who they wanted to become the next president of the Student Association. While this is normally a time to look at who might be sitting at the top of the Fredonia’s bureaucratic food......

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Student gets smacked by a pile of snow on top of passing car

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 28, 2018

November 28, 2018

TRAVIS LEFEVRE and AMBER MATTICE Editor in Chief and Managing Editor On the corner of Ring Road and Symphony Circle lies a pile of snow found guilty of a horrendously hilarious accident. Jon Mason was just leaving class in Thompson to go back to his townhouse, ready to enjoy......

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Police Notters

Ask Fairy Godmother: Your place to bippity boppity bitch

Ask Fairy Godmother: Your place to bippity boppity bitch

Life pro tips for studying and preparing for your finals

Letter to Santa found on Reed Library floor

Attendance rates skyrocket week before exams: Fredonia adopts new exam policy

Police Notters

Ask Fairy Godmother: Your place to bippity bappity bitch

Sitting SA President vetoes election, declares himself President for Life

Student gets smacked by a pile of snow on top of passing car