June 14, 2026
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Fredonia announces additional program cuts following finals week

Fredonia has lost the art of the elective

 Orchesis caps off year with ‘Escape Into the Music’

Best photos of the year from Fredonia athletics

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Director of Innovation and Economic Development reportedly retrenched

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Guy who listens to purely classical music excited to be paired with SoundCloud rapper in roommate matching

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Reading Time: 2 minutesTRAVIS LEFEVRE Editor in Chief       Moving in for your first semester can be an intimidating experience, but for incoming freshman Wolfgang Claude, it’s euphoric.     For his entire life, Claude has been forced by his parents to listen to the classics. Not like, Black Eyed Peas classic, but......
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Audience collectively sighs at racist part of ‘Anything Goes’

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Reading Time: < 1 minuteJOSEPH MARCINIAK Assistant Editor of the Scallion   On the opening Friday night performance of “Anything Goes,” the audience was disappointed to see the part where white people impersonated Asian people was still left in. According to reporters present, the audience let out a collective “ewwwww” type noise. According to......
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Fredonia unveils not at all anticipated new slogan

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Reading Time: 2 minutesSOPHIA MOORE Guest to the Scallion   After minutes of deliberation from a committee of over three people, Fredonia now has a new slogan called “Fredonia: It’s What You Expect!” The slogan committee consisted of two theatre arts majors, a communications student and an English minor who all met in......
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Assistant Scallion Editor struggles to think of another article involving Il Diavolo Blu

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Reading Time: < 1 minute  JOSEPH MARCINIAK Assistant Scallion Editor   The handsome and charming Assistant Scallion Editor, Joseph Marciniak, struggled to find another joke about Il Diavolo Blu. According to sources, this one’s been milked dry. “The baked ziti monster joke is done, already made the Russian food joke,” the great Joseph Marciniak......
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Thousands protest Punxsutawney Phil for incorrect prediction for spring

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Reading Time: 2 minutesSOPHIA MOORE Guest to the Scallion   Feb. 2 came and went this year, but thousands were packed into Phil’s temporary home of Gobbler’s Knob anxiously awaiting the groundhog’s decision. His verdict was in, and the crowd celebrated for more weeks of winter. Unfortunately, Phil might be out of a......
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Citrus family sues Colbert for defamation of character

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Reading Time: 2 minutesDOM MAGISTRO Staff Scallywag   Stephen Colbert, host of “The Late Show,” recently replied to Donald Trump on Twitter with the words “orange man” in reference to the President’s artificial tan. There is backlash from Florida as a coalition of 32 citrus farmers threaten litigation for defamation of character. “Mr.......
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Police Notters

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Reading Time: < 1 minuteFriday, Feb. 8   PEPRE Process found dead Friday afternoon. In related case, campus morale has gone missing.   Saturday, Feb. 9   Police called to Tim Horton’s to investigate multiple packages of Roll Up the Rim cups stolen. Spokesman estimates that the thief may have gotten away with a......
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