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Janitors of Fenton Hall unable to get prior President Virginia Horvath’s door open, reportedly hearing loud screeches from inside

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: < 1 minuteJOSEPH MARCINIAK Scallion Editor   According to recent reports from janitors working within Fenton Hall, they are unable to open the door to the previous president’s office. The door is not locked, but appears to boarded or blocked shut. Firefighters are planned to break in later today.  Mr. John Clean,......
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Police refuse to give us information

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Reading Time: 2 minutesSOPHIA MOORE Staff Scallywag   The police have decided they don’t negotiate with journalists. The Police Notters series was officially canceled after a long battle with University Police. Their only response to our inquiry about new information was “We’re not home.” An entire police force claimed they weren’t home, at......
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Guy who listens to purely classical music excited to be paired with SoundCloud rapper in roommate matching

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Reading Time: 2 minutesTRAVIS LEFEVRE Editor in Chief       Moving in for your first semester can be an intimidating experience, but for incoming freshman Wolfgang Claude, it’s euphoric.     For his entire life, Claude has been forced by his parents to listen to the classics. Not like, Black Eyed Peas classic, but......
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Audience collectively sighs at racist part of ‘Anything Goes’

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Reading Time: < 1 minuteJOSEPH MARCINIAK Assistant Editor of the Scallion   On the opening Friday night performance of “Anything Goes,” the audience was disappointed to see the part where white people impersonated Asian people was still left in. According to reporters present, the audience let out a collective “ewwwww” type noise. According to......
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Fredonia unveils not at all anticipated new slogan

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Reading Time: 2 minutesSOPHIA MOORE Guest to the Scallion   After minutes of deliberation from a committee of over three people, Fredonia now has a new slogan called “Fredonia: It’s What You Expect!” The slogan committee consisted of two theatre arts majors, a communications student and an English minor who all met in......
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Assistant Scallion Editor struggles to think of another article involving Il Diavolo Blu

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Reading Time: < 1 minute  JOSEPH MARCINIAK Assistant Scallion Editor   The handsome and charming Assistant Scallion Editor, Joseph Marciniak, struggled to find another joke about Il Diavolo Blu. According to sources, this one’s been milked dry. “The baked ziti monster joke is done, already made the Russian food joke,” the great Joseph Marciniak......
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