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Parka adorned students create campus-wide panic

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 24, 2018October 23, 2018

October 24, 2018October 23, 2018

DOM MAGISTRO Guest Scallywag Fall is here, folks and you know what that means. Pumpkin spice, sweaters, warm blankets, hot chocolate and big, puffy coats. In lieu of this, do not panic. This is not Ghostbusters; the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is not attacking. Despite the concerns of one......

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A list of costumes to avoid this spooky season

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 24, 2018September 2, 2019

October 24, 2018September 2, 2019

ALIAH RICHARDS and AMBER MATTICE Guest Scallywag and Managing Editor Don’t you hate it when you go out and there’s like three people wearing the same outfit as you? Doesn’t that make you question your sense of style? Do you feel basic? Upset? SUPER annoyed? We’re assuming you said......

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Earth confirmed spherical, Mars not so much: Flat-Earthers conflicted

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 3, 2018August 25, 2019

October 3, 2018August 25, 2019

MATT ANDERSON Guest Scallywag Sept. 28, 2018 was marked a historic day for the science community as the first commercial spaceflight, carrying nine passengers from across the world, departed from Cape Canaveral, Florida at 9:30 a.m. EST. SpaceX company, founded by technology tycoon, Elon Musk, launched the DBR Rocket......

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Trump resigns to pursue comedy

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 3, 2018

October 3, 2018

DOM MAGISTRO Guest Scallywag Following his address at the recent United Nations meeting, Trump has announced his resignation from his position. The reaction wasn’t the one he was hoping for, but that’s okay. Trump plans to start in New York City and fund his own tour using his own......

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The last pile of snow from March withers away

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 3, 2018

October 3, 2018

JOSEPH MARCINIAK Staff Scallywag Friday, September 28th, 2018 — At approximately 3:56 a.m. more than 3,000,000 people were watching a live stream of the snow pile outside of Dods Hall as it slowly melted. The Fredonia Curling Team was wide awake and surrounding the pile during the stream, offering......

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Local student actually believes Scallion article

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 1, 2018

October 1, 2018

JOSEPH MARCINIAK Guest Scallywag The Scallion has brought the finest news articles to Fredonia students for hundreds of years. Many students, however, don’t realize that roughly 50 percent of articles from the Scallion are fabricated. The other 50 percent occur when a writer of The Leader has an anger......

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POLICE NOTTERS

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 28, 2018August 25, 2019

September 28, 2018August 25, 2019

ALIAH RICHARDS and AMBER MATTICE Guest Scallywag and Managing Editor Wednesday, Sept. 19, 2018 2:13 a.m. There has been many sightings of unoccupied skateboards around campus. University Police stated that it might be dangerous and students should proceed with caution. 7:08 p.m. Several students were arrested in Chautauqua Hall thanks......

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Ask Fairy Godmother – Your place to bippity boppity bitch

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 28, 2018August 15, 2019

September 28, 2018August 15, 2019

Dear Loyal Readers, This week ‘tis I writing you the letter as a nice change of pace. I’ve come to learn that many of you are first years as most of the questions I receive pertain to the transition into academia and communal living. Well this week I’m going to......

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“Protein cold bruh”causes Starbucks boom

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 28, 2018October 1, 2018

September 28, 2018October 1, 2018

DOM MAGISTRO Guest Scallywag Starbucks released its new Protein Blended Cold Brew last month, and the results could not have been better for the corporation. Gym rats and hipsters alike took to the streets, some waiting in lines longer than the gym rats could throw the hipsters. And now,......

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Trump denies allegations of sending a mass sextto every American’s phone

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 28, 2018August 25, 2019

September 28, 2018August 25, 2019

TRAVIS LEFEVRE Editor in Chief It was a quiet Thursday evening. All was calm until everyone’s phones made a collective ring. What followed was chaos in the streets of America, with citizens using various ways to rid themselves of their eyesight. FEMA has been working on a system that......

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Parka adorned students create campus-wide panic

A list of costumes to avoid this spooky season

Earth confirmed spherical, Mars not so much: Flat-Earthers conflicted

Trump resigns to pursue comedy

The last pile of snow from March withers away

Local student actually believes Scallion article

POLICE NOTTERS

Ask Fairy Godmother – Your place to bippity boppity bitch

“Protein cold bruh”causes Starbucks boom

Trump denies allegations of sending a mass sextto every American’s phone