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Student signs deal with the Devil to raise GPA: With some repercussions

Contributor to The LeaderMay 9, 2018

May 9, 2018

PATRICK BENNETT Staff Scallywag In the wake of a devastating semester to the student body GPA, there have been multiple deals with Lucifer himself in order to increase what has been perpetually lowered throughout the semester. A couple students have made the brave decision to tell their stories on......

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The adventures of Hal Scallion: an epic journey through Fredonia

Contributor to The LeaderMay 9, 2018

May 9, 2018

JACLYN SPIEZIA Staff Scallywag Hal Scallion cannot believe that his first semester at SUNY Fredonia is almost over. What better way to end the semester, Hal thought, than to enjoy the warm weather and go for a hike. Some of his friends warned him not to take the......

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‘Avengers: Infinity War’ fans receive mental health day from campus officials: ‘You’ve been through enough’

Contributor to The LeaderMay 9, 2018

May 9, 2018

ALBERTO GONZALEZ Staff Scallywag The long wait for the release of Marvel’s newest installment is finally over. The dust has finally settled on the MCU and everyone who has seen it has one thing in common: they need to take a few days off, at least, from reality. Apparently,......

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Trump schemes with long lost twin to get North and South Korea back together: “Donald, you and I are like . . . twins!”

Contributor to The LeaderMay 9, 2018September 9, 2019

May 9, 2018September 9, 2019

EMMA PATTERSON Editor of The Scallion A disturbing but otherwise entertaining series of events has resulted in President Donald Trump accidentally reuniting with his long-lost twin brother, Donald 2, at summer camp. Though their relationship was initially bumpy — “The guy dumped chocolate syrup all over my head,”......

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The Scallion Psychic’s predictions for the last month of classes

Contributor to The LeaderMay 6, 2018August 16, 2019

May 6, 2018August 16, 2019

GILCHRIST SHIPTON Staff Scallywag Oh, how the time has flown by! It feels like just yesterday we were looking in from the beginning of the semester. As this semester comes to an end, the events that will precede have come to me in much more clarity than before, and......

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Local Fredonia homeowners prep for incoming Fred Fest

Contributor to The LeaderMay 2, 2018

May 2, 2018

PATRICK BENNETT Staff Scallywag Few things in Fredonia are certain. There’s a wonderful academic atmosphere, $3 wells at BJ’ws on Saturday, fist fights over vegan chip dip and Fred Fest. Fred Fest grants an opportunity for students to let loose (and maybe catch a charge in doing so).......

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“Destress for Success” initiative: “Sleep” pods in library that simulate the sweet release of death

Contributor to The LeaderMay 2, 2018

May 2, 2018

JACLYN SPIEZIA and ALBERTO GONZALEZ Staff Scallywags This year during Study Week, formerly known as Dead Week, there will be a new feature at the library. Yes, you heard me right. Now introducing sleep pods! Now, you can destress as you feel your blood turn cold and body decay......

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‘It was a humbling experience, watching him yodel his little heart out’: In turn of events, Kid Ink opens for famous yodeling Walmart boy

Contributor to The LeaderMay 2, 2018September 1, 2019

May 2, 2018September 1, 2019

TRAVIS LEFEVRE Seasoned Scallion The crowd filled up the Steele Hall Fieldhouse with a line going back to the edge of campus — wait, that was just Tim Hortons. The line was long, is the point here. However, they weren’t here for Kid Ink. In a last minute turn......

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May declared national *NSYNC month

Contributor to The LeaderMay 2, 2018

May 2, 2018

JACOB LOGRIVER Rejected band frontman It’s been meme’d to hell and back; so much so, that it has been recognized by the federal government who has officially declared the month of May “National *NSYNC month.” To celebrate this momentous move, the mayor of New York City issued an......

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Peaches Maloney’s desperate attempt at fame Fredonia student aims to be Insta famous

Contributor to The LeaderApril 25, 2018

April 25, 2018

PATRICK BENNETT Staff Scallywag Fredonia marketing major, Peaches Maloney, recently made desperate attempts to try and become Instagram famous after breaking up with his beloved girlfriend Debbie McIntyre, who he used to date on-and-off for a five-year period in high school. “This will show her that I’m a real......

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Professor Peter Tucker reflects on his time at Fredonia

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Fredonia’s violinist David Rose performs from the heart

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The ‘surprisingly chaotic’ Canadaway Creek

Digging into the impact of Fredonia’s faculty cuts

From EBC to Tiki: Fredonia staple changes ownership

Reviving community through leadership on the field

Student signs deal with the Devil to raise GPA: With some repercussions

The adventures of Hal Scallion: an epic journey through Fredonia

‘Avengers: Infinity War’ fans receive mental health day from campus officials: ‘You’ve been through enough’

Trump schemes with long lost twin to get North and South Korea back together: “Donald, you and I are like . . . twins!”

The Scallion Psychic’s predictions for the last month of classes

Local Fredonia homeowners prep for incoming Fred Fest

“Destress for Success” initiative: “Sleep” pods in library that simulate the sweet release of death

‘It was a humbling experience, watching him yodel his little heart out’: In turn of events, Kid Ink opens for famous yodeling Walmart boy

May declared national *NSYNC month

Peaches Maloney’s desperate attempt at fame Fredonia student aims to be Insta famous