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Attendance rates skyrocket week before exams: Fredonia adopts new exam policy

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 13, 2018December 13, 2018

December 13, 2018December 13, 2018

Reading Time: 2 minutesJOSEPH MARCINIAK Staff Scallywag Recent news announced that an astonishing new curriculum is sweeping the country, and has now arrived at Fredonia after recent news from a Yale study. The curriculum involves weekly exams, so students constantly have to prepare and study. According to the study, massive amounts of students......

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Police Notters

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 28, 2018August 25, 2019

November 28, 2018August 25, 2019

Reading Time: < 1 minute Monday, Nov. 19 3:39 a.m. University Police were called to the scene of a hit and run. When confronting the driver, he had moved to the passenger’s seat and claimed that the driver fled. He was charged with reckless driving and bad lying. Tuesday, Nov. 20 5:45 p.m. A......

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Ask Fairy Godmother: Your place to bippity bappity bitch

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 28, 2018August 15, 2019

November 28, 2018August 15, 2019

Reading Time: 3 minutesDear Fairy Godmother, Thanksgiving was SO relaxing, how am I supposed to come back to school for another month? The cold weather and finals make me miserable just thinking about it. My roommate also keeps playing Christmas music even though I’ve told him it gives me a headache. Do you......

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Sitting SA President vetoes election, declares himself President for Life

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 28, 2018

November 28, 2018

Reading Time: < 1 minuteTRAVIS LEFEVRE Editor in Chief Two weeks ago, droves of students opened their emails and voted for who they wanted to become the next president of the Student Association. While this is normally a time to look at who might be sitting at the top of the Fredonia’s bureaucratic food......

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Student gets smacked by a pile of snow on top of passing car

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 28, 2018

November 28, 2018

Reading Time: 2 minutesTRAVIS LEFEVRE and AMBER MATTICE Editor in Chief and Managing Editor On the corner of Ring Road and Symphony Circle lies a pile of snow found guilty of a horrendously hilarious accident. Jon Mason was just leaving class in Thompson to go back to his townhouse, ready to enjoy......

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Trump reduced to puddle due to light rain

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 28, 2018August 25, 2019

November 28, 2018August 25, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesDOM MAGISTRO Special to The Scallion On the eleventh hour of the eleventh day in the eleventh month of 1918, leaders from around the world put an end to the “war to end all wars.” For 100 years, the world has honored Armistice Day on that date, Nov. 11,......

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United States hit with a literal ‘blue wave’ on Election Day

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 7, 2018September 9, 2019

November 7, 2018September 9, 2019

Reading Time: < 1 minuteTRAVIS LEFEVRE Editor in Chief On Tuesday, voters took to the polls to elect their representatives. MAGA hats and pussy hats flood middle school gynasiums all over the country until they became flooded with something else: water. The United States of America was momentarily submerged when a literal blue......

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POLICE NOTTERS

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 7, 2018November 14, 2018

November 7, 2018November 14, 2018

Reading Time: < 1 minute Monday, Oct. 29 2:28 a.m. University Police responded to a report that someone broke the pavement outside of Gregory Hall. An investigation is ongoing but police say the evidence is concrete. 5:32 a.m. Andrew McSadboi was arrested for possession of marijuana after telling his friend about how he just......

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Ask Fairy Godmother: Your place to bippity bappity bitch

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 7, 2018August 15, 2019

November 7, 2018August 15, 2019

Reading Time: 3 minutes Dear Fairy Godmother, As you know, Halloween was last week. When I went to the store to buy the finishing touches for my costume, I found that all of the spooky stuff was gone, replaced by the sickening aroma of gingerbread and pine. It wasn’t even November yet. Now,......

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President Trump revokes own citizenship

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 7, 2018August 25, 2019

November 7, 2018August 25, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesDOM MAGISTRO Special to The Scallion In a recent, quite frankly expected, turn of events from the Oval Office, the President of the United States, has announced the planned signing of an executive order revoking birthright citizenship for anyone not born to citizens of the United States as well......

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Attendance rates skyrocket week before exams: Fredonia adopts new exam policy

Police Notters

Ask Fairy Godmother: Your place to bippity bappity bitch

Sitting SA President vetoes election, declares himself President for Life

Student gets smacked by a pile of snow on top of passing car

Trump reduced to puddle due to light rain

United States hit with a literal ‘blue wave’ on Election Day

POLICE NOTTERS

Ask Fairy Godmother: Your place to bippity bappity bitch

President Trump revokes own citizenship