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Hiking for Hillary: Hikers search for Clinton in multiple states

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 8, 2016August 25, 2019

December 8, 2016August 25, 2019

PATRICK BENNETT Staff Lampoonist As the Fall semester comes to a screeching halt, ideas of vacation have been blooming. Students have abandoned the traditional winter break ideas of napping, diving into a pool of puppies and going somewhere warm. These ideas prove to be sub-par compared to the newest rage:......

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Jill Stein: “Seriously?”

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 8, 2016August 25, 2019

December 8, 2016August 25, 2019

ALBERTO GONZALEZ Special to the Lampoon Just a little over a year ago, if most people were asked if it seemed possible that a third party politician could raise more money in the few weeks after the election than they did during the actual election, then that would seem......

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Facebook fights fake news with real feces: Social media site teams up with poopsenders.com

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 8, 2016

December 8, 2016

D. ZBORNAK Staff Lampoonist In a time when social media dominates news coverage, a frustrating and sometimes dangerous issue is the spread of false information. In an effort to combat the spread of fake news, Facebook has teamed up with poopsenders.com to automatically send a charming package of feces......

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Chris Christie: presidential butler

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 8, 2016August 25, 2019

December 8, 2016August 25, 2019

(Alissa Salem/Staff Illustrator) TRAVIS LEFEVRE Lampoon Editor Americans who have stopped pinching themselves and have snapped back into reality are now keeping a close eye on President-elect Donald Trump’s cabinet appointments. However, the most important position in the President’s cabinet is the same one that no one seems to talk......

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States with legal marijuana mysteriously covered in clouds visible from space

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 2, 2016

December 2, 2016

JACLYN SPIEZIA Special to the Lampoon Recent data has shown that Alaska, California, Colorado, Maine, Massachusetts, Nevada, Oregon and Washington all cannot be seen from outer space. A researcher has found that smoke clouds are causing these states to be unseen. Even with our advanced technology, the clouds are too......

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Obama to teach “Presidenting 101” for president-elects

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 2, 2016

December 2, 2016

ALBERTO GONZALEZ Special to the Lampoon The reality of the Trump presidency is starting to sink in, and for many, it is bleak. In an effort to show that things are not as bad as they might seem, Obama has reached out to the slowly-forming Trump administration to help......

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Biden plans White House traps for Trump

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 1, 2016September 9, 2019

December 1, 2016September 9, 2019

EMMA PATTERSON Staff Lampoonist After the nightmarish circus that was this year’s presidential election, many Americans feel powerless in the face of the looming Trump administration. While some people have taken to the streets in protest, one high-ranking White House official has a different kind of protest in mind. “Have......

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Students recover from Thanksgiving dinner conversations

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 1, 2016

December 1, 2016

D. ZBORNAK Staff Lampoonist While getting back into the swing of their normal schedules, many students are recounting their experiences with their families from Thanksgiving Break. While not ideal in everyday life, one might say the romanticism of opposing viewpoints and trivial bickering has become a beloved tradition of......

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Analysis: Can the spread offense work in the pros?

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 1, 2016

December 1, 2016

QUINTIN JAMES Staff Writer Football is a constantly changing game, especially at its highest level: the NFL. One of the ways the NFL is changing is the speed of the game and the importance of having a quarterback. A newer style of offense has recently taken the NFL by......

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Samsung unveils Galaxy Note 8, featuring less explosions

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 18, 2016

November 18, 2016

D. ZBORNAK Staff Lampoonist In light of Donald Trump’s election as president, Samsung has announced the production of the new Galaxy Note 8. This version will have a significantly lower explosion rate than the infamous Galaxy Note 7. Samsung employees engineered and produced this model so as to not see......

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Hiking for Hillary: Hikers search for Clinton in multiple states

Jill Stein: “Seriously?”

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Obama to teach “Presidenting 101” for president-elects

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Students recover from Thanksgiving dinner conversations

Analysis: Can the spread offense work in the pros?

Samsung unveils Galaxy Note 8, featuring less explosions