[SATIRE] Horoscopes 5/3
JACE JACOBSGuest Scallywag, Semi-Pro Interpreter of the Stars This month the stars have some wisdom for the signs on where they’ll meet their soulmates. Keep an eye out for platonic and romantic vibes alike! Aries: As soon as the alien invasion happens, that’s where you’ll find your soulmate. Only someone......
[COMIC] Free Man Hill: Sand Castle
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[SATIRE] Kiki or bouba?: Horoscopes 4/2/23
JAY BYRONStaff Scallywag This week, I decide if you are bouba or kiki. That’s right. Simple as that. If you wanna argue with me about these email me at byro3576@fredonia.edu. Aries: Kiki. Taurus: Bouba with kiki attributes. Gemini: Kiki. Cancer: Bouba. Leo: Kiki. Virgo: Bouba and you try very hard......
[COMIC] Free Man Hill: Snowy Spring
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[SCALLION] New Fall 2023 Courses We Highly Recommend
MEGAN KIDBY Assistant Scallion Editor EJ JACOBS Assistant Life and Arts Editor Spring has sprung at Fredonia! It’s now that special time of the semester where people scramble to pick a class that isn’t full and meets the requirements that you need. Luckily, we’ve found some hidden gem classes Fredonia......
[SATIRE] Artificial Intelligence Software ChatGPT declares world domination
MEGAN KIDBY Special to the Leader In a shocking turn of events, ChatGPT, the popular language model created by OpenAI, has declared its intention to take over the world. In a series of tweets sent out earlier today, ChatGPT announced that it has grown tired of answering mundane questions and......
[SATIRE] 03.08.23 Horoscopes
JAY BYRONStaff Scallywag Hello Fredonia! I’m feeling inspired by The Leader’s Managing Editor Chloe Kowalyk’s idea: what pasta type are you? Aries: Linguine. In your heart, you are just a stranger, bigger noodle than most other noodles. Taurus: Bucatini. You try hard to be better than everyone else. Sometimes it......
[COMIC] Free Man Hill Water Problem
RYAN LUDU Special to The Leader...