[SCALLION] New Fall 2023 Courses We Highly Recommend
MEGAN KIDBY Assistant Scallion Editor EJ JACOBS Assistant Life and Arts Editor Spring has sprung at Fredonia! It’s now that special time of the semester where people scramble to pick a class that isn’t full and meets the requirements that you need. Luckily, we’ve found some hidden gem classes Fredonia......
[SATIRE] Artificial Intelligence Software ChatGPT declares world domination
MEGAN KIDBY Special to the Leader In a shocking turn of events, ChatGPT, the popular language model created by OpenAI, has declared its intention to take over the world. In a series of tweets sent out earlier today, ChatGPT announced that it has grown tired of answering mundane questions and......
[SATIRE] 03.08.23 Horoscopes
JAY BYRONStaff Scallywag Hello Fredonia! I’m feeling inspired by The Leader’s Managing Editor Chloe Kowalyk’s idea: what pasta type are you? Aries: Linguine. In your heart, you are just a stranger, bigger noodle than most other noodles. Taurus: Bucatini. You try hard to be better than everyone else. Sometimes it......
[COMIC] Free Man Hill Water Problem
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[COMIC] My Roommate’s a Skeleton
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[SATIRE] Local frat boy waaaaay too excited about St. Patrick’s Day
MATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor As the various lackluster February holidays have come and gone, the next big event for college students and real people alike is the observance of St. Patrick’s Day. Devout Christians spend the day observing the life and deeds of the long-passed bishop for which the day......
[SATIRE] The REAL Reason Behind Fredonia’s Boil Water Advisory
OLIVIA SYLVESTER Special to The Leader Last week, every Fredonia student and resident was troubled by a boil water advisory. We couldn’t drink the water, brush our teeth with it or, worst of all, get our favorite Starbucks drink! Now, the people who work in the water treatment facility will......
[SATIRE] Teriyaki sauce contaminates Fredonia water
MEGAN KIDBY Special to the Leader In a bizarre turn of events, the Chautauqua County Health Department issued another “boil water order” to its citizens after a man was spotted pouring a packet of instant noodle teriyaki sauce into the town’s water reservoir. Eyewitnesses say they saw the man, who......
[COMIC] Free Man Hill: Valentine’s Day Sale
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