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Expectations vs. Reality of Starting a New Semester

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Reading Time: 2 minutesKELLY CANER Staff Lampoonist Excessive Drinking Expectation: You are a Sophomore now, so basically you’re a high functioning member of society. You’re above those Freshman days of fermenting your stolen fruit from Cranston. You drink wine and watch documentaries on Netflix. Reality: You are still the raging alcoholic you were......
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Top 5 Ways Bill Nye and I Will Become Best Friends During His Time in Fredonia, in Order of Increasing Preference

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Reading Time: 3 minutesPicture from courtesy of thelostogle.com LEO FRANK Lampoon Editor In two weeks, beloved scientist, educator, entertainer and activist Bill Nye will be in Fredonia giving a speech. While this is certainly exciting for the university and the community, it is even more exciting for me, because Bill Nye and I......

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