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Megan’s Movie Corner: Jordan Peele’s “Nope”

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Reading Time: 2 minutesMEGAN KIDBY Guest Scallywag  Welcome to Megan’s Movie Corner. In this article, and hopefully other articles, I’m going to describe to you a movie that hasn’t been released yet based on the trailer or trailers that have been released.  In today’s article I’m going to describe to you the movie......
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[SATIRE] Hillary Clinton inspires wave of theatrical inspiration

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Reading Time: 2 minutesBRIAN CECALA Staff Scallywag  Fans of the iconic feminist and political leader Hillary Rodham Clinton may be surprised that she can add a new title… Theater super-star! After conceding the 2016 election, there were rumors floating around that she had been taking acting classes in her free time. Well, not......
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[SATIRE] Horoscopes as random stuff happening in the news right now

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Reading Time: < 1 minuteJAY BYRONStaff Scallywag This is the signs as all the random stuff happening in the news right now! Aries: Casual wildfires happening Taurus: Going back and forth between freezing weather and almost 80 degrees Gemini: Lorde shushing the audience because she wants to have the solo Cancer: The Met Gala......
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[SATIRE] Not a single SUNY Fredonia a cappella group will let me into their group and here’s why

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Reading Time: 2 minutesJAY BYRONStaff Scallywag Okay, I’ll admit it. Acafest was really cool. Like, okay, sure, everyone did a good job. G Train? Can’t go wrong. However, I have some complaints. ‘Cause, like, not cool, guys. I auditioned for every single one of your little singy groups, and not a single one......
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[SATIRE] Some thoughts on the Ukraine crisis, from a very sympathetic acting major

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Reading Time: 2 minutesMATTHEW BAUM  Scallion Editor and The Future of Musical Theatre Let’s also start strong, be aware I’m satirizing. It’s satire, I promise. For further information on the invasion being carried out by Russia in Ukraine, look somewhere that’s not The Scallion.  The events and attacks taking place in Ukraine are......
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[SATIRE] I’m only holding out for Burger Wednesday

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Reading Time: 2 minutesMATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor I’m keeping it real with you, guys. This semester is whopping my whopper. Really, no lie. I’m absolutely befrungled this spring. Bescringled, even.  There is only one thing that’s keeping me in the loop, and I’m not alone.  Burger Wednesday.  Walking into Cranston Marché as a......

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