[COMIC] Free Man Hill: First Day
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[SATIRE] Chris Pine announces MasterClass on managing the most obnoxious people you know
Reading Time: 2 minutesMATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor Chris Pine, the celebrated actor featured in the newest Olivia Wilde film “Don’t Worry Darling” has just announced that he is teaming up with MasterClass to teach subscribers how to avoid wasting one’s time with the most miserable people on the planet. Pop culture experts believe......
[SATIRE] Horoscopes 9/30
Reading Time: < 1 minuteJAY BYRONStaff Scallywag Hi buds. Love ya. Where’s your stress level at? I’ll tell you. Aries: Starting off strong, my little Aries friends are always struggling. You’re struggling extra hard this week. Uh oh! What now?! Taurus: Hmmmmmm … I can’t really figure you out. Just make sure you make......
[COMIC] Vampire Date Night
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[COMIC] Bird Scooter Prix
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[SATIRE] Horoscopes
Reading Time: 2 minutesJAY BYRONStaff Scallywag Welcome to your favorite article of the week, Horoscopes! In this edition, I decide which Fredonia activity you should partake in this week. Aries: Email the head of your department and tell them what a fantastic job they’re doing in long, convoluted essay format. Taurus: Reminisce Tim......
[SATIRE] What’s that, Fredonia?
Reading Time: < 1 minuteWhat’s your problem? Like, seriously! What’s wrong with you? MATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor This year at SUNY Fredonia, there’s something different about the atmosphere on campus. Namely, everyone seems super stressed and put-down between classes. I, Matthew Baum, took to the streets, eager to seek out just what the major......
[SATIRE] You know, I think we need to replace the Bird scooters with horses
Reading Time: 2 minutesJAY BYRONStaff Scallywag You heard me. Well, okay, hear me out. I have so many reasons. In fact, I’m gonna list ‘em right off for you because I know my idea would work out better than these other trifling chump transportation devices. 1. Horses are good for the environment. While......
[COMIC] Three Man Hill adventures
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[SATIRE] Heartwarming: Fredonia student remembers to call their parents for their birthday
Reading Time: < 1 minuteMATTHEW BAUMScallion Editor Haha, sike!Here’s the deal. When I came up with this article idea, I was thinking, “Oh, this is such a funny idea, what a low bar!”Ironically, I forgot last week that it was, actually, literally, my mother’s birthday. I did not call her. I didn’t even mail......