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[SATIRE] Quiz: Which nostalgic computer game are you?

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 22, 2023October 19, 2023

October 22, 2023October 19, 2023

MEGAN KIDBY Scallion Editor I’m gonna be honest with y’all, I’ve been really sad recently. Sh*t just happens and you feel like you’re not slaying the haus down boots queen wig like you really want to. When that happens, I play Wizard 101. What game should you play? Take this......

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My qualms with pocketless clothing

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 21, 2023October 17, 2023

October 21, 2023October 17, 2023

ISABELLA INZINNA Staff Writer There’s an age-old issue that anyone who wears women’s clothes struggles with. Something that, for whatever reason, we can’t seem to fix. An issue that many people are very familiar with: Pockets. Everyone loves pockets, they’re very handy. With a good pocket, you can eliminate the......

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[SATIRE] A football guide for Swifties

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 20, 2023October 19, 2023

October 20, 2023October 19, 2023

MATT VOLZ Sports Editor I used to be the only one who liked football and Taylor Swift. I can remember a time where I wore my Josh Allen jersey and Taylor-inspired friendship bracelets, confusing the heck out of everyone who passed by. I was the one and only “Football Swiftie,”......

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[SATIRE] Horoscopes: What skeleton are you?

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 19, 2023October 19, 2023

October 19, 2023October 19, 2023

JACE JACOBSAssistant Editor of The Scallion, Amateur Skeleton Wrangler Happy spooky season Fredheads (I know spooky season is an outdated phrase but I’m allowed to use it, I keep my Halloween decorations up year-round so you can’t judge me)! I have discovered a recent passion of mine, and that is......

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[SATIRE]: Lauren Boebert … Maybe don’t do that.

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 15, 2023October 15, 2023

October 15, 2023October 15, 2023

MEGAN KIDBY Scallion Editor and Theater Nerd Hey Girly Pop! I’m so happy you decided to either randomly pick up this student-run newspaper from a state you’re not even in or search “Lauren Boebert Leader” on Google only to find this! I wanted to reach out and ask about your......

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[SATIRE] Vote for Dan! …one of them.[SATIRE]

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 8, 2023October 3, 2023

October 8, 2023October 3, 2023

DAN GRANADOS Business Manager DAN QUAGLIANA News Editor Hello, this is Timmy Toni, reporting back from the DNC (Dan National Convention). We have two extraordinary candidates for this race. Running for the position of “King Dan,” we have Dan Granados, from the Business Party, and Dan Quagliana, from the Editors’......

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[SATIRE] What 2024 presidential candidate will win in the race? (the 100m dash)

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 7, 2023October 3, 2023

October 7, 2023October 3, 2023

HUNTER HALTERMAN Track Star* Contrary to popular belief, presidential candidates should not be judged on how well they can run our country. Instead, they should be judged on how well they can run a 100-meter dash. It is 100 meters of not just sprinting, but also courage, determination and willpower.......

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[SATIRE] Horoscopes: What minor inconvenience will you face?

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 6, 2023October 3, 2023

October 6, 2023October 3, 2023

JACE JACOBSAssistant Editor of The Scallion Hey guys. I don’t know how to start this off but I just want to let everyone know two things: 1. Midterms are quickly approaching and 2. The end is nigh. These things might be related but I’m not entirely sure, mercury is in......

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[SATIRE] The Wizard: Fredonia’s most magical student

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 4, 2023October 4, 2023

October 4, 2023October 4, 2023

MEGAN KIDBY Scallion Editor THE WIZARD | Special to The Leader If you’re like me, you’re on the Fredonia Snapchat stories way too often. You scroll through and see the freshmen asking where certain things are, the other people dogging on the freshmen for not knowing where those things are......

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[COMIC] Something in the air

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 25, 2023September 21, 2023

September 25, 2023September 21, 2023

NICOLE THORSON Art Director...

Why are fewer classes being offered?

[OPINION] Revisiting the “Transgender Issue”: An exploration of trans joy

Fredonia Ticket Office offering new Executive Transportation Service of WNY…

5th Quarter Column: Sabres go back to the future with…

Fredonia ‘Lit Fest’ features student work and clubs

A first for the Music Industry Club, Fredchella, a two-day…

5th Quarter Column: NFL Draft recap

Why has Fredonia had 7 boil water orders since 2020?

Fredonia continues to face budget issues

[OPINION] Lovercolumn: Birth Control

[SATIRE] Quiz: Which nostalgic computer game are you?

My qualms with pocketless clothing

[SATIRE] A football guide for Swifties

[SATIRE] Horoscopes: What skeleton are you?

[SATIRE]: Lauren Boebert … Maybe don’t do that.

[SATIRE] Vote for Dan! …one of them.[SATIRE]

[SATIRE] What 2024 presidential candidate will win in the race? (the 100m dash)

[SATIRE] Horoscopes: What minor inconvenience will you face?

[SATIRE] The Wizard: Fredonia’s most magical student

[COMIC] Something in the air