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Invisible student questions attendance policy

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 25, 2020February 25, 2020

February 25, 2020February 25, 2020

HANNAH BLIDY Guest Scallywag If you’re a student at Fredonia, you know that every teacher has its own attendance policy. Every semester, professors outline requirements of the course and of those requirements. Attendance is one of the most crucial. The usual policy that professors have is that a student can......

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Man removes offensive cards from Cards Against Humanity

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 21, 2020February 21, 2020

February 21, 2020February 21, 2020

DOM MAGISTRO Assistant Editor of the Scallion Getting together with a group of friends to enjoy some laughs and maybe a few drinks is a great way to spend your weekend, but for one local student, the classic “party game for horrible people,” Cards Against Humanity is a little too......

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Bernie Sanders wants to get rid of the one percent — yes, even one percent milk

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 19, 2020February 19, 2020

February 19, 2020February 19, 2020

HANNAH BLIDY Guest Scallywag We all know how passionate Bernie Sanders is about taxing the wealthy. According to his website, if he becomes President, he will implement a policy taxing the extremely wealthy. This tax would be annual for households who make over $32 million per year. In other words,......

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Student with too much on his plate continues to add more to his plate

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 18, 2020February 18, 2020

February 18, 2020February 18, 2020

MATTHEW BAUM Staff Scallywag Everyone loves Joseph Marciniak. He’s talented, he’s muscle-bound, he has a great head of hair, but he has a problem: he’s got too much going on. For those who don’t know, Marciniak is the editor of the Scallion, the assistant director of an upcoming production of......

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Fredonia disqualified from ‘Small Business Revolution’

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 11, 2020February 19, 2020

February 11, 2020February 19, 2020

DOM MAGISTRO Staff Scallywag [That’s Staff Scallywag as in staff satirist. We made this story up, OK. That’s what satirists do. This is a humor section. So stop calling us, already!] [UPDATE: A letter from Joseph Marciniak, Scallion Editor] That’s right, you heard it here first, folks. The Village of......

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Jeb Bush DOMINATES Iowa Democratic Primary caucus, receiving 100 percent of delegates

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 11, 2020February 11, 2020

February 11, 2020February 11, 2020

JOSEPH MARCINIAK Editor of the Scallion In a surprising landslide in the Iowa Democratic Primary, 100 percent of delegates were pledged to Jeb Bush. Many believed it was due to errors in the app they used, but the DNC has confirmed that Jeb Bush has won. Many Democrats are outraged,......

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Next year’s Super Bowl halftime show to feature John Leguizamo, Casey Affleck

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 11, 2020February 11, 2020

February 11, 2020February 11, 2020

MATTHEW BAUM Staff Scallywag The Super Bowl is a massive sporting event, with its annual viewers consisting of football fans, chicken wing dip fans, loud noise fans and a seemingly overwhelming number of live performance experts. The most popular musicians are invited to take the football world by storm for......

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$1.6 billion corporation is coming to Fredonia to inject their pocket change and show our puny businesses how its done

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 4, 2020February 12, 2020

February 4, 2020February 12, 2020

JOSEPH MARCINIAK Editor of the Scallion Fredonia’s small businesses are beaming after the news that this small town has won the “Small Business Revolution.” The $1.6 billion corporation “Deluxe” specializes in revitalizing small businesses and ensuring they succeed throughout the future. And let me be the first to say, thank......

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Fredonia invests in top tier gaming lounge for Fredonia eSports; teams still suck

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 4, 2020February 25, 2020

February 4, 2020February 25, 2020

COREY DALE-MILLER Guest Scallywag For those of you who haven’t heard, SUNY Fredonia has been the recipient of a generous donation for a top tier eSports gaming lounge. The lounge will be located in Schulz Hall and sports the Fredonia Blue Devil’s color, blue. The lounge has already received a......

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A warm welcome to Geraldine, our first-ever gecko enrolled at SUNY Fredonia

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 4, 2020February 4, 2020

February 4, 2020February 4, 2020

MATTHEW BAUM Staff Scallywag The beginning of the spring semester has brought with it a variety of new faces to campus. Transfer students have wormed their way into the loving embrace of SUNY Fredonia, and the returning students are back to producing ungodly smells in the hallways of their residence......

From the Desk of Chloe Kowalyk: Editor in Chief

From the Desk of EJ Jacobs: Life & Arts Editor

From the Desk of Jace Jacobs: Asst. Scallion Editor

From the Desk of Nicole Thorson: Art Director

From the Desk of Henry Domst: Design Editor

From the Desk of Sierra Mills: Chief Copy Editor

[SATIRE] An interview with The Bachelor’s winner, Henry Domst

[OPINION] What COVID-19 inadvertently taught us

ITS unveils stratigic plan for technology

Dr. Kathryn Kendall takes on enrollment

Man removes offensive cards from Cards Against Humanity

Bernie Sanders wants to get rid of the one percent — yes, even one percent milk

Fredonia disqualified from ‘Small Business Revolution’

Jeb Bush DOMINATES Iowa Democratic Primary caucus, receiving 100 percent of delegates

Next year’s Super Bowl halftime show to feature John Leguizamo, Casey Affleck

$1.6 billion corporation is coming to Fredonia to inject their pocket change and show our puny businesses how its done

Fredonia invests in top tier gaming lounge for Fredonia eSports; teams still suck

A warm welcome to Geraldine, our first-ever gecko enrolled at SUNY Fredonia