June 14, 2026
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Fredonia announces additional program cuts following finals week

Fredonia has lost the art of the elective

 Orchesis caps off year with ‘Escape Into the Music’

Best photos of the year from Fredonia athletics

Five major takeaways from the 2026 NFL Draft

How To Be a Good White Ally 101

Director of Innovation and Economic Development reportedly retrenched

[SATIRE] Horoscopes

[OPINION] Lovercolumn: Do’s and don’ts of dating

Who started the Butterlow fire? The Leader investigates

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Kayne can still win the election! Don’t give up!

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesBRIAN CECALA Staff Scallywag You IDIOTS did it again, huh? You squandered the election to some idiots. The two party system fails the will of the people. Polls showed that over 90 percent of Americans wanted Kanye West for the presidency. Before you fake-news fans say it — yes, that......
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An open dialogue: Union Ghost vs. High School Student

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesBRIAN CECALA Staff Scallywag We are here at the Scallion always to further intelligent discussion. In light of the ever-ongoing topic of the Confederate flag within America, I have invited the ghost of the Union Colonel Eugene B. Beaumont. Beaumont trained soldiers in Washington in 1861 and received a medal......
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[SATIRE] Ranking the Supreme Court’s fashion sense

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 4 minutesJAY BYRONGuest Scallywag Uh oh! Fashion police! You read the title. Buckle up, fashionistas. We are going hard today on these current Supreme Court members to do the judging they need done for them. For the purposes of this article, I will pretend not to really know them well. Everyone’s......
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[SATIRE] Exclusive interview with the guy who has Hunter Biden’s laptop

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesBRIAN CECALA Guest Scallywag The Laptop that’s been the center of controversy for one week, which at the current pace of politics today is long gone dead news, has been brought to Fredonia where the world’s leading intellectuals could examine it’s contents. Conservatives talking heads have warned their viewers of......
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The Scallion reviews the 2020 Election: Wait, what the f*ck just happened?

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesJOSEPH MARCINIAKEditor of the Scallion After a tumultuous campaign, sources have called the 2020 election for Joseph R. Biden Jr., king of the crab people.  The lord of all crab people, Biden, gave a rousing speech where he said “All people are equal under the law, and you can go......
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Rating how much I want to hold the hands of the Willy C’s screen silhouettes

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 4 minutesJAY BYRONGuest Scallywag You know as well as I do how good hand-holding is, unless you’ve never held anyone’s hand. You live a sad life. I would offer my hand, but it’s COVID-19 time and I don’t really wanna touch you. I also don’t know who you are. Hand-holding is......
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We gamers are SICK of politics in our entertainment

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesBRIAN CECALA Guest Scallywag What’s up gamers! It’s me, ya boy FazeSmoothie, here back at ya for another hot take. STOP PUTTING POLITICS INTO OUR ENTERTAINMENT. Sheesh, I’m trying to relax over here. It all started when my favorite war game, Kill Gun, came out with a sequel, Kill Gun......
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Hot damn, he was right: Joe Biden actually is a bunch of ferrets in a trench coat

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesMATTHEW BAUM Assistant Scallion Editor As shocking as it is, one of Donald Trump’s conspiracy theories has been proven true.  Democratic candidate Joe Biden is not a man, but instead a hard-working group of ferrets imitating the former vice president.  This has come as a shock to the international community,......
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