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Heartwarming: When this student was feeling shy and didn’t want to socialize, this heroic RA forced them to do icebreakers

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 11, 2019September 11, 2019

September 11, 2019September 11, 2019

JOSEPH MARCINIAK Scallion Editor Get out your tissues, this one’s a tear jerker! Julia Freedman, a shy freshman just starting at Fredonia, wasn’t really in the mood to socialize and just wanted to get the hall meeting over with. But the heroic RA of Nixon Hall, Patricia Stronghold, decided she......

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What’s that, Fredonia? What do YOU think of the burning of the Amazon rainforest?

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 4, 2019September 8, 2019

September 4, 2019September 8, 2019

JOSEPH MARCINIAK Scallion Editor George Greenback, junior hiding with a lampshade over your head major “I can’t really worry too much. I bought some Crayola crayons the other week. Did you know they plant a tree every time you buy one of their products? I mean c’mon, that’s self......

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Fairy Goddaughter, September 4, 2019

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 4, 2019September 4, 2019

September 4, 2019September 4, 2019

Dear Fairy Goddaughter, Last year, I made this great group of friends. We did everything together from Willies to Walmart. You didn’t see one of us without seeing all of us. It was my first time having a real group like that. Then, over the summer, we barely saw each......

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Willy C’s develops theft-proof ordering method

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 4, 2019September 4, 2019

September 4, 2019September 4, 2019

DOM MAGISTRO Staff Scallywag Welcome back to Fredonia, you disgusting criminals. Willy C’s is open for business now with improved theft-prevention measures. Everything from the ordering method to the floorplan and even the name is designed to prevent you from getting your bag of chips and drink for free,......

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Janitors of Fenton Hall unable to get prior President Virginia Horvath’s door open, reportedly hearing loud screeches from inside

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 4, 2019September 4, 2019

September 4, 2019September 4, 2019

JOSEPH MARCINIAK Scallion Editor According to recent reports from janitors working within Fenton Hall, they are unable to open the door to the previous president’s office. The door is not locked, but appears to boarded or blocked shut. Firefighters are planned to break in later today. Mr. John Clean,......

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Freshman spends past five weeks claiming his workload will decrease after this week

Contributor to The LeaderApril 24, 2019August 11, 2019

April 24, 2019August 11, 2019

The end of April is always a stressful time for college students. Between final papers, exams, and having to go back to your parents’ house, it’s a wonder we have time to do anything with our friends. No one has it harder than freshmen on campus, as they struggle with......

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Police refuse to give us information

Contributor to The LeaderApril 24, 2019August 25, 2019

April 24, 2019August 25, 2019

SOPHIA MOORE Staff Scallywag The police have decided they don’t negotiate with journalists. The Police Notters series was officially canceled after a long battle with University Police. Their only response to our inquiry about new information was “We’re not home.” An entire police force claimed they weren’t home, at......

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What’s that, Fredonia? Mincing words with the Scallion

Contributor to The LeaderApril 24, 2019August 25, 2019

April 24, 2019August 25, 2019

JOSEPH MARCINIAK Assistant Editor of the Scallion What do YOU think of the burning of Notre Dame? “I can’t wait to post a picture of it burning with ‘Au Revoir’ as the caption. I’m gonna get so many likes.” Grug Granston, Junior Cement Mixing major “They’re only......

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Police Notters

Contributor to The LeaderApril 10, 2019August 25, 2019

April 10, 2019August 25, 2019

Monday, April 1 12:30 a.m. Officers responded to a noise complaint in Grissom Hall. After locating the source of the complaint, student Abby Putnam was found with an assortment of dead squirrels arranged in a pentagram. An arrested was completed for using occult methods to perform April Fools pranks ......

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Guy who listens to purely classical music excited to be paired with SoundCloud rapper in roommate matching

Contributor to The LeaderApril 10, 2019August 15, 2019

April 10, 2019August 15, 2019

TRAVIS LEFEVRE Editor in Chief Moving in for your first semester can be an intimidating experience, but for incoming freshman Wolfgang Claude, it’s euphoric. For his entire life, Claude has been forced by his parents to listen to the classics. Not like, Black Eyed Peas classic, but......

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Heartwarming: When this student was feeling shy and didn’t want to socialize, this heroic RA forced them to do icebreakers

What’s that, Fredonia? What do YOU think of the burning of the Amazon rainforest?

Fairy Goddaughter, September 4, 2019

Willy C’s develops theft-proof ordering method

Janitors of Fenton Hall unable to get prior President Virginia Horvath’s door open, reportedly hearing loud screeches from inside

Freshman spends past five weeks claiming his workload will decrease after this week

Police refuse to give us information

What’s that, Fredonia? Mincing words with the Scallion

Police Notters

Guy who listens to purely classical music excited to be paired with SoundCloud rapper in roommate matching