June 14, 2026
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Fredonia announces additional program cuts following finals week

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‘If three candidates can hold the same office, then there’s no way for Bernie to win the nomination,’ Dems say

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesHANNAH BLIDY Guest Scallywag Recently, mainstream news sources like CNN, The New York Times and NBC have been covering the Democratic primary results as they come in. Every state has a different primary date. For example, the New York Democratic primary is April 28. At the end of the primaries,......
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Thank God our university is spending time on the real issues, like charging Campus Cryptic

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesJOSEPH MARCINIAK Scallion Editor After a recent announcement from Campus Cryptic on their Instagram page, students are now aware that the school is pressing charges against Campus Cryptic for graffiti on a wall in the Rockefeller Arts Center. Let us here at the Scallion be the first to say, thank......
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University Police accepting fines in the form of points

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesDOM MAGISTRO Asst. Scallion Editor Recent studies show that approximately 42.069 (nice) percent of students at Fredonia have committed some form of parking violation on campus while working on their “four” year degree. This is a 200 percent increase from 1985 when college students did not have to pay to......
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Invisible student questions attendance policy

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesHANNAH BLIDY Guest Scallywag If you’re a student at Fredonia, you know that every teacher has its own attendance policy. Every semester, professors outline requirements of the course and of those requirements. Attendance is one of the most crucial. The usual policy that professors have is that a student can......
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Man removes offensive cards from Cards Against Humanity

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesDOM MAGISTRO Assistant Editor of the Scallion Getting together with a group of friends to enjoy some laughs and maybe a few drinks is a great way to spend your weekend, but for one local student, the classic “party game for horrible people,” Cards Against Humanity is a little too......
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Bernie Sanders wants to get rid of the one percent — yes, even one percent milk

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesHANNAH BLIDY Guest Scallywag We all know how passionate Bernie Sanders is about taxing the wealthy. According to his website, if he becomes President, he will implement a policy taxing the extremely wealthy. This tax would be annual for households who make over $32 million per year. In other words,......
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Student with too much on his plate continues to add more to his plate

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesMATTHEW BAUM Staff Scallywag Everyone loves Joseph Marciniak. He’s talented, he’s muscle-bound, he has a great head of hair, but he has a problem: he’s got too much going on. For those who don’t know, Marciniak is the editor of the Scallion, the assistant director of an upcoming production of......
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Fredonia disqualified from ‘Small Business Revolution’

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesDOM MAGISTRO Staff Scallywag [That’s Staff Scallywag as in staff satirist. We made this story up, OK. That’s what satirists do. This is a humor section. So stop calling us, already!] [UPDATE: A letter from Joseph Marciniak, Scallion Editor] That’s right, you heard it here first, folks. The Village of......
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Jeb Bush DOMINATES Iowa Democratic Primary caucus, receiving 100 percent of delegates

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesJOSEPH MARCINIAK Editor of the Scallion In a surprising landslide in the Iowa Democratic Primary, 100 percent of delegates were pledged to Jeb Bush. Many believed it was due to errors in the app they used, but the DNC has confirmed that Jeb Bush has won. Many Democrats are outraged,......
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Next year’s Super Bowl halftime show to feature John Leguizamo, Casey Affleck

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesMATTHEW BAUM Staff Scallywag The Super Bowl is a massive sporting event, with its annual viewers consisting of football fans, chicken wing dip fans, loud noise fans and a seemingly overwhelming number of live performance experts. The most popular musicians are invited to take the football world by storm for......
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