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[SATIRE] Governor Cuomo confirms fears on Twitter, says to panic

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Reading Time: < 1 minuteJOSEPH MARCINIAKTrembling and Panicking Editor of the Scallion [RELATED: How the Coronavirus is affecting campus] Well, that’s it folks. Cuomo tweeted on Wednesday morning, “Ah, fuck it. School’s out. #coronavirus”. After careful consideration of this tweet, SUNY has taken this as a cancellation of all classes and a forced evacuation......
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I swear to God, if there is even a touch of malarky I’ll give ya a beating you won’t soon forget

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Reading Time: 2 minutesJOSEPH R. BIDEN Candidate for United States President and Guest Writer (Actually just Joseph Marciniak, Scallion Editor) Folks, this race is getting real serious. Dang nabit, I don’t have time to address all the issues. Well look, I’ve got some pretty strong opponents; they know what they’re doing. And the......
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A review of Fredonia School of Music’s tenth annual choral festival

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Reading Time: 2 minutesMATTHEW BAUM Staff Scallywag There was an undeniable electricity in the air at Fredonia a few weeks ago. This year is the tenth anniversary of the university-wide choral festival, and for such a vital milestone, the faculty decided to go all-out. Members of the various singing ensembles on-campus including College......
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‘If three candidates can hold the same office, then there’s no way for Bernie to win the nomination,’ Dems say

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Reading Time: 2 minutesHANNAH BLIDY Guest Scallywag Recently, mainstream news sources like CNN, The New York Times and NBC have been covering the Democratic primary results as they come in. Every state has a different primary date. For example, the New York Democratic primary is April 28. At the end of the primaries,......
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Thank God our university is spending time on the real issues, like charging Campus Cryptic

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Reading Time: 2 minutesJOSEPH MARCINIAK Scallion Editor After a recent announcement from Campus Cryptic on their Instagram page, students are now aware that the school is pressing charges against Campus Cryptic for graffiti on a wall in the Rockefeller Arts Center. Let us here at the Scallion be the first to say, thank......
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University Police accepting fines in the form of points

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesDOM MAGISTRO Asst. Scallion Editor Recent studies show that approximately 42.069 (nice) percent of students at Fredonia have committed some form of parking violation on campus while working on their “four” year degree. This is a 200 percent increase from 1985 when college students did not have to pay to......
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Invisible student questions attendance policy

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Reading Time: 2 minutesHANNAH BLIDY Guest Scallywag If you’re a student at Fredonia, you know that every teacher has its own attendance policy. Every semester, professors outline requirements of the course and of those requirements. Attendance is one of the most crucial. The usual policy that professors have is that a student can......
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Man removes offensive cards from Cards Against Humanity

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesDOM MAGISTRO Assistant Editor of the Scallion Getting together with a group of friends to enjoy some laughs and maybe a few drinks is a great way to spend your weekend, but for one local student, the classic “party game for horrible people,” Cards Against Humanity is a little too......
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Bernie Sanders wants to get rid of the one percent — yes, even one percent milk

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesHANNAH BLIDY Guest Scallywag We all know how passionate Bernie Sanders is about taxing the wealthy. According to his website, if he becomes President, he will implement a policy taxing the extremely wealthy. This tax would be annual for households who make over $32 million per year. In other words,......
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