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Trump baffles climate change scientists with tweet asking “Where’s global warming?”

Contributor to The Leader
JOSEPH MARCINIAK Assistant Editor of the Scallion   A recent tweet from President Trump has baffled climate change scientists and brought them into a panic. Climate change scientists have begun questioning everything they thought they knew. The tweet was simple, but effective. President Trump said, “Real cold in the North......
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To cut costs, Fredonia begins salting roads with leftover pretzel salt

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JOSEPH MARCINIAK Assistant Scallion Editor   With recent complaints about roads not being salted, Fredonia was quick to respond by salting the roads using leftover pretzel salt. This effectively covered the costs through pretzel sales and helps to reduce waste in an ongoing effort to help reduce waste. “I think......
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Ask Fairy Godmother: Your place to bippity boppity bitch

Contributor to The Leader
Dear Fairy Godmother, Another story in this week’s issue of The Leader is about pay-inequity and gender discrimination. Don’t you think it’s a little overdramatic to be talking about this in a school newspaper? I come here to read funny anecdotes and find out about campus events, not to have......
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Letter to Santa found on Reed Library floor

Contributor to The Leader
DOM MAGISTRO Special to The Scallion Here at The Scallion, we strive to make sure everyone is filled with holiday cheer. From demanding our Starbucks baristas write “Merry Christmas” on our cups (in lieu of that horrible, godless corporation printing it on for us) to baking cookies, watching Hallmark movies......
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Attendance rates skyrocket week before exams: Fredonia adopts new exam policy

Contributor to The Leader
JOSEPH MARCINIAK Staff Scallywag Recent news announced that an astonishing new curriculum is sweeping the country, and has now arrived at Fredonia after recent news from a Yale study. The curriculum involves weekly exams, so students constantly have to prepare and study. According to the study, massive amounts of students......
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