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College junior truly, deeply saddened over bomb threat

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 25, 2017

October 25, 2017

Reading Time: 2 minutesEMMA PATTERSON Assistant Scallion Editor The Fredonia campus was thoroughly shaken this past Tuesday when a bomb threat resulted in class cancellations in Thompson Hall. The Scallion met up with Pete Yew, a junior, for more details about the harrowing situation. “Well, this is an interesting turn of events,”......

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Police Notter

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 19, 2017

October 19, 2017

Reading Time: 3 minutesBRANDON SAFE Copy Editor Monday, Oct. 9, 2017 6:42 p.m. University Police were informed by members in every cafe that a student had, at different points, excreted solid waste on the floor without being seen. UP detective realized the student had been eating at Cranston, so they followed Phantom......

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Trump dedicates golf trophy to Puerto Rico

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 19, 2017September 9, 2019

October 19, 2017September 9, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesDOMINIC MAGISTRO Special to The Scallion After Marshall Mathers’ scathing freestyle of his policies, President Donald Trump released a press statement announcing that his newest trophy from Mar-A-Lago would be dedicated to the victims of the disastrous series of hurricanes which struck Puerto Rico recently. Minutes after the press......

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Three remaining AIM users mourn the death of AIM

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 19, 2017

October 19, 2017

Reading Time: 2 minutesALBERTO GONZALEZ Staff Scallywag It is official. The results have come back, and the diagnosis is bleak. AIM is officially diagnosed as terminal, only having until Dec. 15. Naturally, those who are still using the AOL service are devastated and have decided to band together for one last group......

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‘Trump Truth’ to take television by storm

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 19, 2017September 9, 2019

October 19, 2017September 9, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesJACLYN SPIEZIA Staff Scallywag Both Eric and Donald Jr. have decided to create their own late night show called “Trump Truth.” The show is set to run on Fox after the news since Eric and Don Jr. say that first they must know what is going on in the......

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Man who constantly sports “Life is Good” hat slowly realizing that life is indeed not good

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 19, 2017

October 19, 2017

Reading Time: 2 minutesEMMA PATTERSON Scallion Assistant Editor Danny Sallright was, until recently, a walking phenomenon. With his constant smile and “Life is Good” cap, he was a 40-year-old optimist. However, it seems even the most cheerful of the world’s population cannot protect itself from the unrelenting deluge of crap that is......

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Ten ways the world doesn’t suck

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 11, 2017

October 11, 2017

Reading Time: 2 minutesEMMA PATTERSON Assistant Scallion Editor Larry David, who portrayed Bernie Sanders on SNL during the 2016 presidential campaign, found out this past week on PBS’ “Finding Your Roots” that he and Bernie Sanders are indeed cousins. Why am I not surprised? Stephen Colbert and Nick Kroll’s #PuberMe campaign raised a......

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Lampoon overthrown by Scallion Scallywags

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 11, 2017

October 11, 2017

Reading Time: 2 minutesALBERTO GONZALEZ Staff Scallywag The Lampoon has been overthrown by a small army of eyepatch wearing Scallywags. Too long has the Lampoon been allowed to operate as an unchallenged entity in The Leader; so the Scallywags on campus have banded together to overtake this decrepit section of the paper and......

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Video of rollerblading cat prescribed as an antidote to 2017

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 11, 2017

October 11, 2017

Reading Time: 2 minutesJACLYN SPIEZIA Staff Scallywag One doctor in Maine is prescribing a Youtube video to people who come to him for help solving problems brought on by 2017. Dr. Feelgood says that the best way to get over 2017 is to watch a Youtube video of a rollerblading cat. The public......

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Police Notter

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 7, 2017

October 7, 2017

Reading Time: 2 minutesALBERTO GONZALEZ Staff Scallywag Monday, Sept. 25, 2017 Police are requesting that whoever is using the call boxes around campus to ask if your radio is running to please stop. It is not funny anymore, and it honestly never was. Police responded to a complaint about loud noises coming from......

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Lampoon overthrown by Scallion Scallywags

Video of rollerblading cat prescribed as an antidote to 2017

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