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Student’s report temporary superintelligence from contaminated water

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Reading Time: 2 minutesJACLYN SPIEZIA Staff Scallywag   The multiple water main breaks that occurred last weekend left Fredonia students to boil water before consuming it, as the water was contaminated. Prior to checking their emails, however, many students accidentally consumed the contaminated water by either drinking it or brushing their teeth. At......
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A nation divided

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Reading Time: 2 minutesDOMINIC MAGISTRO Special to The Scallion   America could handle the rampant racism, gun violence, embryo murders and McDonald’s Szechuan Sauce riots, but there is no possible way a nation could withstand the most divisive question since the dawn of computers: “How is the abbreviated form of the graphics interchange......
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Trump dedicates golf trophy to Puerto Rico

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Reading Time: 2 minutesDOMINIC MAGISTRO Special to The Scallion   After Marshall Mathers’ scathing freestyle of his policies, President Donald Trump released a press statement announcing that his newest trophy from Mar-A-Lago would be dedicated to the victims of the disastrous series of hurricanes which struck Puerto Rico recently. Minutes after the press......
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Man who constantly sports “Life is Good” hat slowly realizing that life is indeed not good

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Reading Time: 2 minutesEMMA PATTERSON Scallion Assistant Editor   Danny Sallright was, until recently, a walking phenomenon. With his constant smile and “Life is Good” cap, he was a 40-year-old optimist. However, it seems even the most cheerful of the world’s population cannot protect itself from the unrelenting deluge of crap that is......
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