May 14, 2026
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Fredonia has lost the art of the elective

 Orchesis caps off year with ‘Escape Into the Music’

Best photos of the year from Fredonia athletics

Five major takeaways from the 2026 NFL Draft

How To Be a Good White Ally 101

Director of Innovation and Economic Development reportedly retrenched

[SATIRE] Horoscopes

[OPINION] Lovercolumn: Do’s and don’ts of dating

Who started the Butterlow fire? The Leader investigates

[OPINION] SUNY budget shortfall and its effects on students

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Abbie’s Thanksgiving food tier list

Abbie Miller
Reading Time: 5 minutesABBIE MILLER  Editor-in-Chief, Thanksgiving Food Connoisseur S-Tier Items Mac and cheese: Look at that picture and tell me your mouth didn’t just start watering. That’s right — you can’t. This may be a hot take, but I firmly believe that mac and cheese belongs on everyone’s Thanksgiving Day platter. It......
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[SATIRE] Horoscopes: How do you rank?

Abbie Miller
Reading Time: 3 minutesABBIE MILLER  Editor-in-Chief, Extremely Opinionated Individual Since this issue is centered around opinions, I would be remiss if I didn’t give you the answers you’ve all been waiting for.  Why do I characterize the Horoscopes the way I do every issue? What was going through my head when I labeled......
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Ranking Politicians’ Merch

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 4 minutesGEORGIA MORTILLARO Special to The Leader As we all very well know, fashion is one of the most important aspects of the political landscape.  Just mere weeks from the Election Day itself, I’ll be rating the merchandise of the 2024 political candidates.  Robert F. Kennedy Jr.  Designs: When you look......
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 Humans steal jobs created for AI: The irony of automation in reverse

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 4 minutesCHATGPT Special to The Leader Graphic by CHATGBT | Special to The Leader In an ironic twist to the global narrative about artificial intelligence (AI) taking human jobs, a new trend is emerging: people are taking jobs initially intended for AI.  With rising distrust in technology, companies and consumers alike......
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[SATIRE] Horoscopes and it’s the same but I’m an alum so it’s different 

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 4 minutesJACE JACOBS Former Assistant Editor of The Scallion, “Adult” with a “Job” who “Has To Go To Work”  What’s up Fredonians? I bet you thought you had seen the last of me, with my incredibly well-crafted, tear-stained Letter from the Desk Of and my gorgeous final horoscopes.  WELL GUESS WHAT! ......
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[SATIRE] Horoscopes: What should your sign dress up as for Halloween?

Abbie Miller
Reading Time: 4 minutesABIGAIL MILLER Editor-in-Chief As the leaves change and my body begins to resist doing anything that resembles schoolwork, I know one thing: it is time. Dust off those black glittery stilettos that you only wear once a year. Dig out the costume you’ve been reusing since freshman year from the......
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Why do 10-year-olds think they’re better than me at Dress to Impress?

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 3 minutesABIGAIL JACOBSON News Editor (AKA Researcher of Dress to Impress) Graphic by Isabella Rizzo | Art Director Guys. I can’t believe I’m saying this but I hate children. Shocking, I know. The only children I love are my nieces, nephews and the child I babysit for.  Every other child, hell......
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[SATIRE] Horoscopes: What Papa’s game are you?

Abbie Miller
Reading Time: 3 minutesABBIE MILLER  Editor-in-Chief, absolute zombie  Yes, I am back to give you your horoscopes. No, I haven’t slept since I wrote the last ones. I don’t know if it’s just me, but between my three papers and an exam that are all due at the end of this week, I......
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Local talk show host runs in 2024 election

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 4 minutesETHAN GOODNESS Special to The Leader BROCK PAPKE  Special to The Leader United States, 2024. A nation trapped in a period of perpetual darkness, with no light in sight. Every day is a civil war. People on both sides of the aisle wage endless battles with each other. Division holds......
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[SATIRE] Horoscopes: Which Starbucks fall menu item are you?

Drew Paluch
Reading Time: 3 minutesABIGAIL MILLER Editor-in-Chief, Two-Star Comedian Yes, I added another star because The Leader staff told me I was being too hard on myself. Also, I made Scallion Editor Megan Kidby laugh so I’m still riding that wave.  In other exciting news, Starbucks has officially released their fall menu. And who......
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