May 15, 2026
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Meat-free Fredonia Fredonia eliminates all meat products after WHO report

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Reading Time: 2 minutesEMMO Staff Lampoonist   Recently the World Health Organization announced that processed meat is classified as a carcinogen on par with tobacco use. This news has raised major health concerns nationwide. While the rest of the United States is still figuring out how to handle the issue, Fredonia has reacted......
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More students claim free tuition as pedestrian car accidents on campus rise

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Reading Time: 2 minutesMISSY FEOLA Staff Lampoonist   Poor college students will do literally anything to get money. This includes getting run over by cars. Don’t be shocked if you are driving your 2008 Prius and suddenly see a crazed-looking peer standing in the middle of the road. Your first instinct might be......
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Star Wars

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Reading Time: 2 minutesSTU PADIDDY Certified Racist   White America this week is up in arms about the new “Star Wars: Episode VII” trailer — and, more specifically, the race of the main character. Apparently, when George Lucas sold the “Star Wars” franchise to Disney, he also sold the saga’s Aryan validity. According......
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As Seen on Yik Yak Fredonia reveals plans for new ‘Student Zoo’

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Reading Time: 2 minutesRILEY STRAW Lampoon Editor   Fredonia has almost everything its students could want: There’s a gazebo, a fountain, benches and more. This may seem like a fantasy for college students to some, but the administrators never stop thinking of new ways to improve the campus. That’s why officials announced their......
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Horrorscopes

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Reading Time: 2 minutesTHE FEVER Staff Lampoonist   Capricorn Okay, Capricorn, this is it. You can do it. You’re going to march through that haunted house and not come out covered in your own piss.   Aquarius Be on the lookout on All Hallow’s Eve: You may run into Kanye West wearing a......
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Fredonia administrators cancel Halloween for new annual event, ‘DredFest’

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Reading Time: 2 minutesRILEY STRAW Lampoon Editor   Though the event formerly known as “FredFest” has been cancelled, campus officials seek to incorporate the student body into the campus community through other fun activities. This year, for the first time, Fredonia presents “DredFest,” an on-campus substitute for Halloween. “We see a lot of......
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