[SATIRE] Local frat boy waaaaay too excited about St. Patrick’s Day
MATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor As the various lackluster February holidays have come and gone, the next big event for college students and real people alike is the observance of St. Patrick’s Day. Devout Christians spend the day observing the life and deeds of the long-passed bishop for which the day......
[SATIRE] The REAL Reason Behind Fredonia’s Boil Water Advisory
OLIVIA SYLVESTER Special to The Leader Last week, every Fredonia student and resident was troubled by a boil water advisory. We couldn’t drink the water, brush our teeth with it or, worst of all, get our favorite Starbucks drink! Now, the people who work in the water treatment facility will......
[SATIRE] Teriyaki sauce contaminates Fredonia water
MEGAN KIDBY Special to the Leader In a bizarre turn of events, the Chautauqua County Health Department issued another “boil water order” to its citizens after a man was spotted pouring a packet of instant noodle teriyaki sauce into the town’s water reservoir. Eyewitnesses say they saw the man, who......
[COMIC] Free Man Hill: Valentine’s Day Sale
RYAN LUDU Special to The Leader...
[02.22.23] horoscopes
JAY BYRONStaff Scallywag I’m back and you’re happy about it! This week, I’m telling you what article of clothing you are and why. Aries: Jeans. There’s so many different types of jeans. Some people hate you, some people love you. Either way, they’re glad to have you in their wardrobe......
[Satire] An open letter to SUNY Fredonia
MEGAN KIDBY Special to The Leader Dear SUNY Fredonia, My name is Megan Kidby and for those who do not know me I am the person who owns the laundry you put on top of the dryer because I took too long to grab it. I’m sorry; I’m just really......
[COMIC] Reasonable resolutions
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[COMIC] Three Man Hill: Statue Snowmen
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[SATIRE] Horoscopes 2/8
JAY BYRONStaff Scallywag Welcome back! How’re you settling in? Oh wait, I’ll tell you! In fact, I’ll predict how this semester will go for you. Aries: You’ve decided that your goal for the semester is to find every liminal space on campus and meditate there for an hour straight to......