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[02.22.23] horoscopes

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 23, 2023February 23, 2023

February 23, 2023February 23, 2023

JAY BYRONStaff Scallywag I’m back and you’re happy about it! This week, I’m telling you what article of clothing you are and why. Aries: Jeans. There’s so many different types of jeans. Some people hate you, some people love you. Either way, they’re glad to have you in their wardrobe......

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[Satire] An open letter to SUNY Fredonia

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 22, 2023February 21, 2023

February 22, 2023February 21, 2023

MEGAN KIDBY Special to The Leader Dear SUNY Fredonia, My name is Megan Kidby and for those who do not know me I am the person who owns the laundry you put on top of the dryer because I took too long to grab it. I’m sorry; I’m just really......

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[COMIC] Reasonable resolutions

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 13, 2023February 13, 2023

February 13, 2023February 13, 2023

NICOLE THORSONStaff Artist...

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[COMIC] Three Man Hill: Statue Snowmen

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 9, 2023February 9, 2023

February 9, 2023February 9, 2023

RYAN LUDUSpecial to The Leader...

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[SATIRE] Horoscopes 2/8

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 8, 2023February 8, 2023

February 8, 2023February 8, 2023

JAY BYRONStaff Scallywag Welcome back! How’re you settling in? Oh wait, I’ll tell you! In fact, I’ll predict how this semester will go for you. Aries: You’ve decided that your goal for the semester is to find every liminal space on campus and meditate there for an hour straight to......

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[COMIC] My roommate is a skeleton: Holiday edition

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 9, 2022December 9, 2022

December 9, 2022December 9, 2022

NICOLE THORSON Special to The Leader...

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[SATIRE] Horoscopes 12/9

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 9, 2022December 9, 2022

December 9, 2022December 9, 2022

AUNT SQUIGGLY Revered medium and Trustee of the Lilydale Community Chamber of Commerce Hello all! You’ve made it to the end of your semester, eh? Very good! Here is what I think you should do to bask in your achievement! Aries: Book a private Seance Session with me, and share......

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[SATIRE] Funk Fever flashes into Fredonia: Flunking finals due to fancy footwork

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 8, 2022December 6, 2022

December 8, 2022December 6, 2022

MATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor The fall semester is coming to a close, and a typical indicator of the season is the image of stressed students trudging from one class to the next, their thoughts full to bursting with half-forgotten class subjects and project deadlines. Oddly enough, however, a new phenomenon......

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