Reading Time: 3 minutesMATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor As we all know, the best kinds of dogs are dogs that can do jobs! Service dogs, emotional support animals, dogs that help open doors and things, each of them more lovely than the last. This convenience comes with two problems. The first is that there......
Reading Time: 2 minutesMATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor In the last several weeks, it has been made clear to the staff at SUNY Fredonia that the local herd of deer have had enough of the status quo. A great number of deer have been seen wandering the grassy stretches of Fredonia’s campus with more......
Reading Time: 2 minutesMEGAN KIDBY Guest Scallywag In order to boost morale and entice admissions applicants, President Stephen Kolison of SUNY Fredonia has just announced some school-wide activities that have been planned for the school year! In an email sent to the student body last week, Kolison declared that “the vibe on campus......
Reading Time: < 1 minuteJAY BYRONStaff Scallywag Hello friends, here’s the first thing on your playlist for November! Aries: “Bang Bang” by Jessie J, Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj Taurus: “Michael in the Bathroom” by Be More Chill Gemini: “Buddy Holly” by Weezer Cancer: “Anti-Hero” by Taylor Swift Leo: “Axel F” by Crazy Frog Virgo:......
Reading Time: 2 minutesMATTHEW BAUM Scallion Editor As it turns out, crabs have a tremendous sense of humor. Last week, reports had shown that there was a shortage of over two billion Alaskan snow crabs when compared to expected numbers based on population projections. Be it a sign of overfishing, a devastating loss......