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Student with too much on his plate continues to add more to his plate

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Reading Time: 2 minutesMATTHEW BAUM Staff Scallywag Everyone loves Joseph Marciniak. He’s talented, he’s muscle-bound, he has a great head of hair, but he has a problem: he’s got too much going on. For those who don’t know, Marciniak is the editor of the Scallion, the assistant director of an upcoming production of......
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Fredonia disqualified from ‘Small Business Revolution’

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Reading Time: 2 minutesDOM MAGISTRO Staff Scallywag [That’s Staff Scallywag as in staff satirist. We made this story up, OK. That’s what satirists do. This is a humor section. So stop calling us, already!] [UPDATE: A letter from Joseph Marciniak, Scallion Editor] That’s right, you heard it here first, folks. The Village of......
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Jeb Bush DOMINATES Iowa Democratic Primary caucus, receiving 100 percent of delegates

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Reading Time: 2 minutesJOSEPH MARCINIAK Editor of the Scallion In a surprising landslide in the Iowa Democratic Primary, 100 percent of delegates were pledged to Jeb Bush. Many believed it was due to errors in the app they used, but the DNC has confirmed that Jeb Bush has won. Many Democrats are outraged,......
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Next year’s Super Bowl halftime show to feature John Leguizamo, Casey Affleck

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Reading Time: 2 minutesMATTHEW BAUM Staff Scallywag The Super Bowl is a massive sporting event, with its annual viewers consisting of football fans, chicken wing dip fans, loud noise fans and a seemingly overwhelming number of live performance experts. The most popular musicians are invited to take the football world by storm for......
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$1.6 billion corporation is coming to Fredonia to inject their pocket change and show our puny businesses how its done

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Reading Time: 2 minutesJOSEPH MARCINIAK Editor of the Scallion Fredonia’s small businesses are beaming after the news that this small town has won the “Small Business Revolution.” The $1.6 billion corporation “Deluxe” specializes in revitalizing small businesses and ensuring they succeed throughout the future. And let me be the first to say, thank......
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Fredonia invests in top tier gaming lounge for Fredonia eSports; teams still suck

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Reading Time: 3 minutesCOREY DALE-MILLER Guest Scallywag For those of you who haven’t heard, SUNY Fredonia has been the recipient of a generous donation for a top tier eSports gaming lounge. The lounge will be located in Schulz Hall and sports the Fredonia Blue Devil’s color, blue. The lounge has already received a......
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A warm welcome to Geraldine, our first-ever gecko enrolled at SUNY Fredonia

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Reading Time: 2 minutesMATTHEW BAUM Staff Scallywag The beginning of the spring semester has brought with it a variety of new faces to campus. Transfer students have wormed their way into the loving embrace of SUNY Fredonia, and the returning students are back to producing ungodly smells in the hallways of their residence......
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“Wait you’re wearing a MAGA hat as a social experiment? That’s so profound, please have sex with me right now.”

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Reading Time: 2 minutesDOM MAGISTRO Staff Scallywag Fredonia, NY – Charles Watts was seen wearing a red hat with the famous slogan “Make America Great Again” printed in large block letters on it around campus. Watts walked confidently across campus Thursday morning, alone. Known to be a very social person and rarely, if......
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FSA Bakeshop struggles to meet student’s order for 10 tons of gingerbread dough

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Reading Time: 2 minutesJAMES MEAD Patio BBQ Enthusiast The FSA Bakeshop, one of FSA’s many special events, offers a festive selection of cookies and cookie dough — but if you want gingerbread, you’re fresh out of luck. The Bakeshop was sent reeling this Monday after a sophomore, Noelle Carol, ordered 10 tons of......
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My exams are coming up and I don’t feel like writing, so here’s a list of pasta types I like

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Reading Time: 2 minutesJOSEPH MARCINIAK Editor of the Scallion Hi everyone. I know you all expect top-quality content from me every week, but alas, I am feeling quite lazy. Instead of some amazing article about the news or some hot take on a campus issue, here’s some different pasta types I like, in......
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