June 14, 2026
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Fredonia announces additional program cuts following finals week

Fredonia has lost the art of the elective

 Orchesis caps off year with ‘Escape Into the Music’

Best photos of the year from Fredonia athletics

Five major takeaways from the 2026 NFL Draft

How To Be a Good White Ally 101

Director of Innovation and Economic Development reportedly retrenched

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Who started the Butterlow fire? The Leader investigates

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Hillary Clinton announces presidential bids in 2020, 2024, 2028 and so on

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Reading Time: 2 minutesALBERTO GONZALEZ Special to the Lampoon In grandiose fashion, Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton lost her bid for the White House last week. After giving her concession speech, she seemingly disappeared from the public spotlight. All of the pro-Clinton individuals of the country need not worry, however. She does not......
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UK ready for bedtime: EU flexes parental control over country

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Reading Time: 3 minutesPATRICK BENNETT Staff Lampoonist This past June was historic for the United Kingdom, as its citizens opted to vote themselves out of the European Union. This bombshell ruling, cleverly named Brexit, was evidence that the U.K. wanted to be its own entity in the shadow of the EU. Since the......
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Upstate citizens campaign to build wall around NYC

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Reading Time: 2 minutesEMMA PATTERSON Staff Lampoonist Only days after Donald Trump won the presidency, New York Republicans are threatening to build a wall around the highly populous and liberal New York City in an attempt to make New York “red again.” Feeling scared and confused for the 100th time this year, the......
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‘What the Fuck?’ Nation Asks Self

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Reading Time: 3 minutesKILGORE TROUT Guest Lampoonist Since the shocking victory of Republican nominee for president Donald Trump’s campaign last week, reports confirm a sizeable increase in the number of Americans citizens turning on the TV, scratching their heads for a moment, then exclaiming angrily, “Is this a goddamn joke?” For the first......
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Male birth control experiment leads to permanent funding of Planned Parenthood

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Reading Time: 3 minutesD. Zbornak   Staff Lampoonist In popular news, a revolutionary male birth control study was halted due to its undesirable side effects. While the irony in this sparked cynicism from women all around, it ultimately resulted in a shocking nationwide move. With men having fully experienced the frustrations of hormonal birth......
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Vine (2013-2016)

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Reading Time: 2 minutes    EMMA PATTERSON Staff Lampoonist On Oct. 27, 2016, Twitter announced that its short-form video sharing app, Vine, had suddenly and unexpectedly passed. After fighting valiantly against competing video-sharing apps such as Snapchat, Vine finally laid down its vast supply of viral memes and admitted defeat in the face......
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