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When a hearing is failed Senior music major arrested for emotional breakdown

Contributor to The LeaderApril 22, 2016August 15, 2019

April 22, 2016August 15, 2019

RAVIOLI Staff Lampoonist It’s that time of the year again for the beloved music majors. Thousands of hours of practicing, sleepless nights and steady diets of Starbucks and … whatever else they have time for … culminates into brilliant recitals and temporary imaginary relief from the year’s stresses. ......

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The Trumpacabra: fact or fiction?

Contributor to The LeaderApril 22, 2016August 25, 2019

April 22, 2016August 25, 2019

PATRICK BENNETT Staff Lampoonist Human tangerine and outhouse Donald Trump went missing over the weekend. He was last seen eating at a Little Caesars with his wife, Melania Trump, in southern Texas. On Monday, a phone call was received by the Lampoon. The area code was Mexican in nature.......

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‘Wait, who?’ John Kasich unveils new campaign slogan

Contributor to The LeaderApril 22, 2016August 25, 2019

April 22, 2016August 25, 2019

THE FEVER Assistant Lampoonist After months of campaigning with very little to show for it, presidential candidate John Kasich has revealed a new slogan for his campaign: “Wait, who?” Like that one friend in the back seat who’s constantly trying to join the conversation, Kasich has been in the......

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Horoscopes

Contributor to The LeaderApril 22, 2016August 15, 2019

April 22, 2016August 15, 2019

JESSICA D’NONSENS Lampoonist Aries Start growing your beard. If you’re not a man, grow it even larger than your male counterparts to combat the patriarchy. Taurus Buy a barrel. Go to Niagara Falls. Step into the barrel. Let the river take you down. Become famous forever. Gemini You will find......

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Countdown to FWIMFest #1: Preparation and Expectations

Contributor to The LeaderApril 22, 2016

April 22, 2016

RILEY STRAW Lampoon Editor When the Fredonia administration canceled FREDFest, the students were left uncertain of the fate of the first weekend in May. Last year, the term “FWIMFest” (or First Weekend in May Fest) was coined, and the celebration known by all students at Fredonia was continued —......

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Web Exclusive: American Idol renewed for Season 16 Show to feature new pottery-of-the-idols theme

Contributor to The LeaderApril 22, 2016

April 22, 2016

MISSY FEOLA Staff Lampoonist “American Idol” is far from over, with FOX renewing the show for its 16th season. This season will be nothing like the ones before, however. The theme is officially being changed from a singing competition to a pottery-making competition. The chosen potters will not......

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A letter to fifth-year students

Contributor to The LeaderApril 17, 2016August 17, 2019

April 17, 2016August 17, 2019

RILEY STRAW Lampoon Editor To Fredonia students and alumni, When I was a freshman, I thought that college was going to be a haven for new experiences — that I’d be able to drink on the weekends for more nights than society deems “acceptable.” When my grades slipped......

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The Fredonia Files Mossack Fredonia encourages students to evade college tuition

Contributor to The LeaderApril 17, 2016

April 17, 2016

JESSICA D’NONSENS Lampoonist The Panama Papers scandal has unleashed a furor of other secrets that large, wealthy businesses have held from the public. Mossack Fredonia recently came clean about the Fredonia Files — papers that prove wealthy students at Fredonia are keeping funds in offshore banking accounts as a......

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Tay is not O.K. Microsoft’s chatbot reveals need for sensitivity training in high schools

Contributor to The LeaderApril 17, 2016

April 17, 2016

V. RAVIOLI Staff Lampoonist The brazen tweets of a recently famous artificial intelligence (AI) have captured the attention of parents and educators worldwide. She has proven that sensitivity and ethics training need to begin much earlier than the workplace. Microsoft proposed the idea of creating a chatbot that aimed......

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Rage over wage Adults unhappy with $15 minimum wage raise

Contributor to The LeaderApril 17, 2016

April 17, 2016

TRAVIS LEFEVRE Assistant Lampoon Editor In a bold move, Gov. Andrew Cuomo has signed into law a measure that will gradually raise the hourly minimum wage in New York to $15 via wage hikes. California signed a similar bill moments later. The signing of this bill will provide low-income......

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When a hearing is failed Senior music major arrested for emotional breakdown

The Trumpacabra: fact or fiction?

‘Wait, who?’ John Kasich unveils new campaign slogan

Horoscopes

Countdown to FWIMFest #1: Preparation and Expectations

Web Exclusive: American Idol renewed for Season 16 Show to feature new pottery-of-the-idols theme

A letter to fifth-year students

The Fredonia Files Mossack Fredonia encourages students to evade college tuition

Tay is not O.K. Microsoft’s chatbot reveals need for sensitivity training in high schools

Rage over wage Adults unhappy with $15 minimum wage raise