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Lampoon Investigation: Are hurricanes bad for you?

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Reading Time: 3 minutesPATRICK BENNETT Staff  Lampoonist   This past week, Hurricane Matthew has ravaged the countries of the Caribbean and the southern coast of the United States. The Lampoon stood in front of the television screen, scratching their chins and thinking to themselves, “Are hurricanes harmful to your health?” Staff member and......
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Death by debate 47 percent of voters reportedly die of boredom after VP debate

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Reading Time: 2 minutesTRAVIS LEFEVRE Lampoon Editor The vice presidential debate finally received some mainstream attention and proved once and for all that these debates should remain irrelevant. With such an intense election season, people from all over the world tuned in hoping to see Clinton and Trump’s Mini-Me’s debate like their masters.......
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Election 2016: Trump blows it bigly, disappears

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Reading Time: 2 minutesD. ZBORNAK Staff Lampoonist Not surprisingly, the first presidential debate of 2016 left most Americans in an uproar about the potential leader of the U.S. The situation became significantly more intense, however, when it was announced that Donald Trump had mysteriously disappeared shortly thereafter, and that debate moderator Lester Holt......
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A hot and steamy affair: Pornographic sites now emphasize importance of voting

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Reading Time: 2 minutes    PATRICK BENNETT Staff Lampoonist In the wake of the first presidential debate, voting awareness has reached an all-time high. Some of the richest celebrities in the world even went as far as posing in an obviously staged and corny photograph last week, conveying the November ritual. But if......
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Trump’s tax returns recovered from Clinton’s deleted emails

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Reading Time: 2 minutesALBERTO GONZALEZ Special to the Lampoon Politics in many ways is like chess, and although this year’s political games constantly has the feel of a watered down form of checkers, there are still moves to be made. One strategical move was made last Monday during the presidential debate. This was......
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Falling down a Pitt: Brad Pitt hits rock bottom at Fredonia Tim Hortons

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Reading Time: 2 minutesEMMA PATTERSON Special to the Lampoon The world collectively gasped Tuesday when it was reported that Angelina Jolie, a dedicated humanitarian, women’s rights activist, actress and mother of six, filed for divorce from her husband Brad Pitt, an actor. Since then, Pitt has been at the mercy of angry social......
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