June 13, 2026
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Election 2016: Trump blows it bigly, disappears

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Reading Time: 2 minutesD. ZBORNAK Staff Lampoonist Not surprisingly, the first presidential debate of 2016 left most Americans in an uproar about the potential leader of the U.S. The situation became significantly more intense, however, when it was announced that Donald Trump had mysteriously disappeared shortly thereafter, and that debate moderator Lester Holt......
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A hot and steamy affair: Pornographic sites now emphasize importance of voting

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Reading Time: 2 minutes    PATRICK BENNETT Staff Lampoonist In the wake of the first presidential debate, voting awareness has reached an all-time high. Some of the richest celebrities in the world even went as far as posing in an obviously staged and corny photograph last week, conveying the November ritual. But if......
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Trump’s tax returns recovered from Clinton’s deleted emails

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Reading Time: 2 minutesALBERTO GONZALEZ Special to the Lampoon Politics in many ways is like chess, and although this year’s political games constantly has the feel of a watered down form of checkers, there are still moves to be made. One strategical move was made last Monday during the presidential debate. This was......
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Falling down a Pitt: Brad Pitt hits rock bottom at Fredonia Tim Hortons

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Reading Time: 2 minutesEMMA PATTERSON Special to the Lampoon The world collectively gasped Tuesday when it was reported that Angelina Jolie, a dedicated humanitarian, women’s rights activist, actress and mother of six, filed for divorce from her husband Brad Pitt, an actor. Since then, Pitt has been at the mercy of angry social......
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What on Earth has he done now? Donald Trump’s actions now popular Google search

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Reading Time: 2 minutes  PATRICK BENNETT Staff Lampoonist        On a weekday in Fredonia, there are many things you can engage in for fun. You can watch the “Real Housewives of Atlanta,” head to Sunny’s to drown in cheap drinks, or simply Google search “What has Donald Trump done now?” As Trump continues......
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Supreme Court rules the First Amendment only applies when you agree with it

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Reading Time: 2 minutesD. ZBORNAK Staff Lampoonist   One of the greatest parts of the U.S. Constitution is the First Amendment, which protects an individual’s right to free speech, protest and overall expression of opinion, more or less. However, with recent and ongoing protests against issues such as police brutality and political insanity,......
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