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Julian Assange leaks emails via postcard

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 27, 2016August 25, 2019

October 27, 2016August 25, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesAlberto Gonzalez Special to the Lampoon Julian Assange is back in the headlines for his continued effort to fight off the united bureaucratic agencies of the world. This most recent development of the continued efforts to disrupt the political system of the world’s policeman, also known as the U.S., has......

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Outrage: Award winners deemed disqualified by public

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 27, 2016

October 27, 2016

Reading Time: 2 minutesJaclyn Spielzia Special to the Lampoon Bob Dylan winning the Nobel Prize for Literature has sparked much debate, as he is well known as a musician, and unlike someone such as Stephanie Meyer, author of the “Twilight” series, he does not write for a living — although maybe Meyer shouldn’t......

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Tips for dealing with post-midterm self doubt (PMSD)

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 27, 2016

October 27, 2016

Reading Time: 2 minutesD. Zbornak Staff Lampoonist With midterm week over and out, many students are feeling the effects of crushed self-esteem and caffeine-fueled study marathons. From the freshmen all the way through to the super seniors, chances are good that the recent exams have most people questioning their majors, abilities, career goals,......

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The Lampoon’s guide to Spring 2017 courses

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 27, 2016

October 27, 2016

Reading Time: 3 minutes Kilgore Trout Guest Lampoonist Now that you’ve failed all of your midterm exams, it’s time to think about everyone’s favorite subject: taking more classes. Unless your Powerball numbers finally get called, you’re going to have to endure yet another semester of forgetting about assignments and testing what “excused absence”......

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Galaxy Note 7 ignites more controversy

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 19, 2016

October 19, 2016

Reading Time: 2 minutesALBERTO GONZALEZ Special to the Lampoon Right when Android users thought that the nightmare was over, sparks are flying, and iPhone users are getting the last laugh — until 11 months from now, when they are shelling out hundreds of dollars again for the next phone that......

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Weaving a new future: Underwater basket weaving becomes hottest new course

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 19, 2016

October 19, 2016

Reading Time: 2 minutes PATRICK BENNETT Staff Lampoonist Every year, students meet with their advisers to select the courses that best suit them for the next semester. During this interaction, the same dad joke has been told after a course selection standstill: “I can take underwater basket weaving!” The success rate in......

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After a presidential fail, Trump opens the Toasty Trumpettes

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 19, 2016August 25, 2019

October 19, 2016August 25, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutes D. ZBORNAK Staff Lampoonist With the second presidential debate completed, Americans are growing optimistic that Hillary Clinton will save the country from sure destruction by the Donald. After having the stamina sucked out of him by two women and a gay man this past Sunday, Trump has decided......

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Many students sick from drinking after the second presidential debate

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 19, 2016September 1, 2019

October 19, 2016September 1, 2019

Reading Time: 3 minutes JACLYN SPIEZIA Special to the Lampoon Many millennials are struggling with the idea of whether or not they should vote, and if so, for whom. Although many thought that watching the debates would be a good idea in helping with their decision, they were only able to get......

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7 predictions for tonight’s debate

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 19, 2016August 25, 2019

October 19, 2016August 25, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesEMMA PATTERSON Staff Lampoonist All eyes will be on Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton tonight when the presidential candidates debate for the last time in Las Vegas. After being unable to turn away from the metaphorical car wreck of the previous two debates, the Lampoon has compiled a list......

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Make America Bald-Win again: Trump gets dumped for ‘SNL’ caricature artist

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 13, 2016August 25, 2019

October 13, 2016August 25, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesEMMA PATTERSON Staff Lampoonist It seems Hillary Clinton isn’t Donald Trump’s only competition this election season. After Alec Baldwin’s spot-on impersonation of the Republican Presidential nominee in the season 42 premiere of “Saturday Night Live,” Trump supporters everywhere have abandoned their leader in favor of Baldwin’s “more bigly” version......

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