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The Fredonia Files Mossack Fredonia encourages students to evade college tuition

Contributor to The LeaderApril 17, 2016

April 17, 2016

Reading Time: 2 minutesJESSICA D’NONSENS Lampoonist The Panama Papers scandal has unleashed a furor of other secrets that large, wealthy businesses have held from the public. Mossack Fredonia recently came clean about the Fredonia Files — papers that prove wealthy students at Fredonia are keeping funds in offshore banking accounts as a......

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Tay is not O.K. Microsoft’s chatbot reveals need for sensitivity training in high schools

Contributor to The LeaderApril 17, 2016

April 17, 2016

Reading Time: 2 minutesV. RAVIOLI Staff Lampoonist The brazen tweets of a recently famous artificial intelligence (AI) have captured the attention of parents and educators worldwide. She has proven that sensitivity and ethics training need to begin much earlier than the workplace. Microsoft proposed the idea of creating a chatbot that aimed......

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Rage over wage Adults unhappy with $15 minimum wage raise

Contributor to The LeaderApril 17, 2016

April 17, 2016

Reading Time: 2 minutesTRAVIS LEFEVRE Assistant Lampoon Editor In a bold move, Gov. Andrew Cuomo has signed into law a measure that will gradually raise the hourly minimum wage in New York to $15 via wage hikes. California signed a similar bill moments later. The signing of this bill will provide low-income......

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The dangers of being sarcastic after college Man shot, but he sort of asked for it

Contributor to The LeaderApril 17, 2016September 2, 2019

April 17, 2016September 2, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesTRAVIS LEFEVRE Assistant Lampoon Editor In a dramatic turn of events, a man was shot in his shoulder after a conflict in a bar. The victim, 22-year-old Jason Daville, was described as “sarcastic and had it comin’.” Old Main Inn, a popular watering hole in Fredonia, saw a heavy......

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Horoscopes

Contributor to The LeaderApril 17, 2016August 15, 2019

April 17, 2016August 15, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesMISSY FEOLA Staff Lampoonist Aries It’s time to face the cold, dark truth: Winter is never-ending. Summer will never come. It is the winter of your life, so bundle up and shut up about the sun. Taurus Buy yourself some dog food air fresheners for your car for......

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Move ova’, ’Nova Syracuse wins March Madness

Contributor to The LeaderApril 17, 2016

April 17, 2016

Reading Time: 2 minutesPATRICK BENNETT Special to the Lampoon With less than five seconds left on the clock, University of North Carolina (UNC) tied the game against Villanova. It was the championship game. The end of March Madness. It was every dad with two kids and a wife in the suburbs’ favorite......

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Horoscopes

Contributor to The LeaderApril 7, 2016August 15, 2019

April 7, 2016August 15, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutes PATRICK BENNETT Lampoon Aries It doesn’t matter if you bought a strobe light and neon clothing. Nobody is going to show up to the rave in your dorm room. Clean your mini fridge; maybe after the stench is gone people will come. Taurus Be careful maneuvering on......

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Hillary’s ‘inevitability’ runs out Clinton drops out of presidential race to knit sweaters

Contributor to The LeaderApril 7, 2016August 25, 2019

April 7, 2016August 25, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesTHE FEVER Assistant Lampoonist In an M. Night Shyamalan style plot twist, Hillary Clinton has announced that she has dropped out of the presidential race, despite being the frontrunner for the democratic nomination. The shocking announcement came in the form of a live stream from her home in Chappaqua,......

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Fashion show cancelled for Caucasian Awareness Day No one is amused

Contributor to The LeaderApril 7, 2016September 1, 2019

April 7, 2016September 1, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesJESSICA D’NONSENS Lampoonist The Black Student Union (BSU) Fashion Show traditionally encourages creativity through diversity on Fredonia’s campus. But this year, Fredonia will celebrate the same thing America cherishes every single day — white people. A new group on campus, Caucasian Student Union (CSU), has determined that the BSU......

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A story in each wrinkle Move over, Dad; the grandpa bod is in

Contributor to The LeaderApril 7, 2016

April 7, 2016

Reading Time: < 1 minuteMISSY FEOLA Staff Lampoonist What’s better than a dad bod? We’ll tell you: a grandpa bod. If you are lucky enough to have a grandpa bod, consider yourself blessed. Girls and guys alike will flock to you day and night. Nothing is more irresistible than a fully wrinkled and......

Fredonia announces additional program cuts following finals week

Fredonia has lost the art of the elective

Orchesis caps off year with ‘Escape Into the Music’

Best photos of the year from Fredonia athletics

Five major takeaways from the 2026 NFL Draft

How To Be a Good White Ally 101

Director of Innovation and Economic Development reportedly retrenched

[SATIRE] Horoscopes

[OPINION] Lovercolumn: Do’s and don’ts of dating

Who started the Butterlow fire? The Leader investigates

The Fredonia Files Mossack Fredonia encourages students to evade college tuition

Tay is not O.K. Microsoft’s chatbot reveals need for sensitivity training in high schools

Rage over wage Adults unhappy with $15 minimum wage raise

The dangers of being sarcastic after college Man shot, but he sort of asked for it

Horoscopes

Move ova’, ’Nova Syracuse wins March Madness

Horoscopes

Hillary’s ‘inevitability’ runs out Clinton drops out of presidential race to knit sweaters

Fashion show cancelled for Caucasian Awareness Day No one is amused

A story in each wrinkle Move over, Dad; the grandpa bod is in