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Sharp shooting with Bernie Sanders uses NRA endorsement to build ‘trinkets’

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Reading Time: 3 minutesRavioli     Staff Lampoonist       A plot-twisting event leading up to the next presidential election was the recent Democratic debate where Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton were asked to discuss their views on gun control. Sanders remarked that holding gun manufacturers accountable for gun-related crimes essentially equates to claiming......
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Freshmenitis Warm weather causes freshmen to forget they have three years to go

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Reading Time: 2 minutes  TRAVIS LEFEVRE Assistant Lampoon Editor   ‘Tis the season for dad bods and a plummeting GPA. With spring break only days away, midterms and stress have become more common than usual. While this is no surprise, what is a new shocker is that some students are nowhere to be......
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Fredonia: Where fun fests were a tradition AcaFest week-long music festival ‘gets weird’

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Reading Time: 2 minutes  JESSICA D’NONSENS Lampoonist   Fredonia a cappella groups get together each year to host AcaFest, which usually happens on a Saturday for two hours. Some Like Hot, the all-female a cappella group that organizes the event, brings in groups from all over the state to sing. This year, however,......
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Headliners Spectrum should have chosen Spring Concert featuring a Lupe Fiasco hologram

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Reading Time: 2 minutesG. EMMO Staff Lampoonist   Spectrum may have had the best intentions when choosing the headliner for the Spring Concert (not FREDFest), but unfortunately it missed the mark by choosing the white Boston rapper Sammy Adams. (Disclaimer: not the beer — which you’ll need plenty of to enjoy the show.)......
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Reality star finds out what’s on Sunny’s D-floor Kim Kardashian sues Sunny’s after nude photo shoot

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Reading Time: 2 minutes  MISSY FEOLA Staff Lampoonist   Over the weekend, Kim Kardashian made a visit to Sunny’s, Fredonia’s very own infamous bar, for a nude photoshoot. “We wanted to try a different, creative approach for this photoshoot, and I thought this ‘Sunny’s’ we’ve been hearing about would be the perfect setting,”......
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Forget the rest, Trump is best: Better than the booger-eater and Marco ‘Roboto’

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Reading Time: 2 minutesTHE FEVER Assistant Trumpoonist   When it comes to the presidential candidates, no one can compare to Donald J. Trump. The charismatic, charming and handsome frontrunner for the GOP has been running circles around rivals Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio. Any naysayers to Trump’s inevitable presidency should know that neither......
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Health benefits of electing donald trump

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Reading Time: 3 minutesG. RAVIOLI Special to the Trumpoon      From nervous anticipation to promising excitement, the Super Tuesday turnout revealed just what we’ve been hoping for — Donald J. Trump is leading the way for the Republican presidential candidacy. There have been uncertainties as to whether or not Trump’s gripping campaign......
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